The broad categories of drivers
***WARNING*** BEFORE YOU ATTEMPT TO READ THE FOLLOW SECTION, DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT GET OFFENDED BY IT IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF THE CATEGORY MENTION. REASON BECAUSE IF YOU THINK YOU ARE BEING MENTION IT JUST MEANS YOU SUCK!
Lets start categorize bad drivers on the road into a few category.
Well in fact there are technically only 4 category and they are:
1 - Occasionally error drivers
2 - Old People
3 - New Drivers
4 - Selfish Drivers
5 - WOMEN
Lets go through each cat and explaining them in details.
The occasionally error drivers well applies almost to everyone except the other 3 categories. I mean since no one is perfect and commits mistake once in a while, but it just happen that the driver commit the mistake unintentionally or a lapse of focus. It happens people...we live in singapore and there are simply too many things to think about thus..well....yah...so sometimes due to a lapse of concentrations we commit silly mistake while driving.
The next category is the old people...while i mean its pretty obvious...as you grow older your focus and concentration will tend to degenerate and it will in a way affect your driving skills. Driving is about concentration and reacting fast to certain situation. BUT I will like to highlight is it doesn't mean older people shouldn't drive because we should in fact just accommodate them. And we shouldn't discriminate them...besides they probably use to be really good drivers or they have contributed to the society in many ways before we were born.
The third one would be new drivers...i guess i don't have to go into details of these...it just make sense...since you are new to something...it will take time for you to get use to driving around in this society especially with the next category drivers around.
Before i touch on the next two category...i would like to highlight the fact...the first 3 category are forgivable in fact we should accept it as everyday life..so we shouldn't complain about them. But the remaining category are the truly unforgivable bunch we will go into details after the commercial break.........
**COMMERCIAL BREAK**
And now we are back...
The 4th category refers to F8ckers with small winnie! They are those people who refuse to courteously give way to others who are changing into their lane. They are the people who constantly think they should always have the right of way and no matter what...they will squeeze into the smallest gap as to not allow anyone else to enter into their precious lane and lead!
They are like competing in a race of personal satisfaction when they see other drivers stuck to their own lane and losing to them in rankings..(their own mutherf8cking ranking system) They believe positions are everything in driving....they must always be first and will never settle for second behind others. They believe they are the best and will never be require others to be kind enough to give way to them when they are changing lane. OR they Expect others to give way to them as if they deserved it.
Another unforgiving characteristic would be they love hitting the horns to warn drivers away from their lane even thou the front drivers has already half of their vehicles into their lane. In other words they expect the drivers who had already changed into their lane to move away and allow them to regain their lead. They just do not understand....its really ok to let others change into your lane IF they had signal their intention early and you are of quite a distance away from them or you are in a stationary position where you could delay your f8cking move off time to allow them to change into your F8cking lane! Their F8cking foot are so damn F8cking heavy that they have to step on something once they release their feet from the brake. well enough of F8ckers...they ain't deserving anymore anger from me.
Lastly they are the crucial and most important category of this topic because its every drivers nemesis to meet one on the road!
Now when i said women i am not only mentioning about females...no no...cause there are also males who thinks they are female and apparently drives like one...i mean if you are slow...i understand...but if you are damn slow...then for god sake don't buy a car ride a bicycle instead. Its like there are times where i believe i would have walked faster than them driving.
And i ain't only talking about driving slowly...but driving with common sense...apparently...some of these women drivers totally have no drive sense at all! For example...there ain't no reason to hit the brakes when you are like a mile away from the traffic light junction with no cars infront of you. Is it necessary? I seriously do not think so...you might think u r safe...but in fact you are creating a hazard by doing so.
I ain't sure why..but probably driving rules are set by men...thus i guess women just do not understand them at all. Another example...there is this scooter who takes up a entire lot at my condo area. Its a sheltered parking lot. I mean seriously...i understand every single apartment is being designated a lot and yes the owner ain't wrong parking at the sheltered lot. But don't you feel slight embarrass parking your huge scooter in a CAR PARKING lot? In fact other drivers realized it and park along the walkway of the shelter carpark...and i am sure no one would mind...since it ain't hindering anyone's pathway....and its not illegal because the traffic jurisdiction doesn't apply in my condo!
YES guess what the owner of the scooter is a women! SHE thinks oh since i am entitled to a whole lot i shall park my freaking huge scooter and occupy the entire lot. See what i mean? women just do not understand driving...its not about just hitting the gears, gasing the vehicle and things like that...there is more to it...driving is in fact an art and a skill that requires understanding and respect.
You can't just learn it through books and following the books closely. But i guess some women just don't understand...
Well talking about huge vehicles there are lots of people who thinks they are freaking bus drivers....why? Cause its damn obvious that their car is small enough to pass through the freaking huge gap....yet they decide to stop their vehicle and wait for the old men to erect before they will slowly roll their vehicle through the gap! GOD DAMN IT....you ain't driving no bus or truck....its just a small CAR...i mean do they really need to get off the car and measure the gap in between their car and the obstacle before they will then attempt to push their car through it?
Maybe we should invent a vernier calipers big enough for them to measure the gap so they better know if their huge huge vehicle can actually pass through the small gap. And probably call it VeHicular CARlipers!
These are the 4 broad main categories...and actually each of them do branch further...but i think i had summon enough anger for the day...don't really wanna kill my entire brain cells in my already puny brain. SO women pls do not get offended...because you people are just that bad!
Lets start categorize bad drivers on the road into a few category.
Well in fact there are technically only 4 category and they are:
1 - Occasionally error drivers
2 - Old People
3 - New Drivers
4 - Selfish Drivers
5 - WOMEN
Lets go through each cat and explaining them in details.
The occasionally error drivers well applies almost to everyone except the other 3 categories. I mean since no one is perfect and commits mistake once in a while, but it just happen that the driver commit the mistake unintentionally or a lapse of focus. It happens people...we live in singapore and there are simply too many things to think about thus..well....yah...so sometimes due to a lapse of concentrations we commit silly mistake while driving.
The next category is the old people...while i mean its pretty obvious...as you grow older your focus and concentration will tend to degenerate and it will in a way affect your driving skills. Driving is about concentration and reacting fast to certain situation. BUT I will like to highlight is it doesn't mean older people shouldn't drive because we should in fact just accommodate them. And we shouldn't discriminate them...besides they probably use to be really good drivers or they have contributed to the society in many ways before we were born.
The third one would be new drivers...i guess i don't have to go into details of these...it just make sense...since you are new to something...it will take time for you to get use to driving around in this society especially with the next category drivers around.
Before i touch on the next two category...i would like to highlight the fact...the first 3 category are forgivable in fact we should accept it as everyday life..so we shouldn't complain about them. But the remaining category are the truly unforgivable bunch we will go into details after the commercial break.........
**COMMERCIAL BREAK**
And now we are back...
The 4th category refers to F8ckers with small winnie! They are those people who refuse to courteously give way to others who are changing into their lane. They are the people who constantly think they should always have the right of way and no matter what...they will squeeze into the smallest gap as to not allow anyone else to enter into their precious lane and lead!
They are like competing in a race of personal satisfaction when they see other drivers stuck to their own lane and losing to them in rankings..(their own mutherf8cking ranking system) They believe positions are everything in driving....they must always be first and will never settle for second behind others. They believe they are the best and will never be require others to be kind enough to give way to them when they are changing lane. OR they Expect others to give way to them as if they deserved it.
Another unforgiving characteristic would be they love hitting the horns to warn drivers away from their lane even thou the front drivers has already half of their vehicles into their lane. In other words they expect the drivers who had already changed into their lane to move away and allow them to regain their lead. They just do not understand....its really ok to let others change into your lane IF they had signal their intention early and you are of quite a distance away from them or you are in a stationary position where you could delay your f8cking move off time to allow them to change into your F8cking lane! Their F8cking foot are so damn F8cking heavy that they have to step on something once they release their feet from the brake. well enough of F8ckers...they ain't deserving anymore anger from me.
Lastly they are the crucial and most important category of this topic because its every drivers nemesis to meet one on the road!
Now when i said women i am not only mentioning about females...no no...cause there are also males who thinks they are female and apparently drives like one...i mean if you are slow...i understand...but if you are damn slow...then for god sake don't buy a car ride a bicycle instead. Its like there are times where i believe i would have walked faster than them driving.
And i ain't only talking about driving slowly...but driving with common sense...apparently...some of these women drivers totally have no drive sense at all! For example...there ain't no reason to hit the brakes when you are like a mile away from the traffic light junction with no cars infront of you. Is it necessary? I seriously do not think so...you might think u r safe...but in fact you are creating a hazard by doing so.
I ain't sure why..but probably driving rules are set by men...thus i guess women just do not understand them at all. Another example...there is this scooter who takes up a entire lot at my condo area. Its a sheltered parking lot. I mean seriously...i understand every single apartment is being designated a lot and yes the owner ain't wrong parking at the sheltered lot. But don't you feel slight embarrass parking your huge scooter in a CAR PARKING lot? In fact other drivers realized it and park along the walkway of the shelter carpark...and i am sure no one would mind...since it ain't hindering anyone's pathway....and its not illegal because the traffic jurisdiction doesn't apply in my condo!
YES guess what the owner of the scooter is a women! SHE thinks oh since i am entitled to a whole lot i shall park my freaking huge scooter and occupy the entire lot. See what i mean? women just do not understand driving...its not about just hitting the gears, gasing the vehicle and things like that...there is more to it...driving is in fact an art and a skill that requires understanding and respect.
You can't just learn it through books and following the books closely. But i guess some women just don't understand...
Well talking about huge vehicles there are lots of people who thinks they are freaking bus drivers....why? Cause its damn obvious that their car is small enough to pass through the freaking huge gap....yet they decide to stop their vehicle and wait for the old men to erect before they will slowly roll their vehicle through the gap! GOD DAMN IT....you ain't driving no bus or truck....its just a small CAR...i mean do they really need to get off the car and measure the gap in between their car and the obstacle before they will then attempt to push their car through it?
Maybe we should invent a vernier calipers big enough for them to measure the gap so they better know if their huge huge vehicle can actually pass through the small gap. And probably call it VeHicular CARlipers!
These are the 4 broad main categories...and actually each of them do branch further...but i think i had summon enough anger for the day...don't really wanna kill my entire brain cells in my already puny brain. SO women pls do not get offended...because you people are just that bad!
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