THE magic BOWL
The toilet bowl is such a fascinating thing...no serious...it is every changing and...yes it creates a whirlpool that devours almost anything that you put inside.
Its like humans wanting to be god so much that they create a device that can create a whirlpool and place it inside their own house!..
NOW we are all gods! everytime you crap or pee...you will get a chance to play god! flush those fusking stuff you ate the day before or this morning down and into the tunnel of no return!
ALRIGHT!!!
seriously...i was really bored! nothing knowing what to do...can't sleep...having no inspiration till i went to my studio (the place where i sing, bath and sh!t..oh and pee) and while i was peeing...i look down at the toilet bowl and something hit me!
I realise i wasn't peeing straight into the bowl...some renegade manage to land outside the bowl and onto my studio floor! damn it...iw as thinking...now i have to clean it...or wait...should i ask my maid to do it...nah it will stink the next morning better clean it myself...so i flush the toilet bowl and wash my hands and walk out of the studio and type this post...what did i forget to do?...who knows...fusk it
yah so...i realise the toilet bowl is a wonderful device...it gives some inspiration when one is in need of one...other then that i seriously couldn't think of anything that it is use for....erm...let see...nah...can't think of any...fusk it again!
Oh...look at the time...its 13 mins pass midnight...and you guess what time is it? its winnie time!!...time to play some winnie!!!....i mean my winnie!! OKIE!!!!
OH someone just told me..i am damn good at crapping...is that a compliment? i don't really know...erm...i will take it as one...eh...wait...did she mean literatly? as in crapping..like sh!tting....erm...i don't think so...i don't crap lots anyway...must drink more water!!
ANd i lost 3 kg..but its none of your business...oh and i ate 3 lamb chops and 1 beef steak...and its also none of your business.....so don't even think of........whatever
Its like humans wanting to be god so much that they create a device that can create a whirlpool and place it inside their own house!..
NOW we are all gods! everytime you crap or pee...you will get a chance to play god! flush those fusking stuff you ate the day before or this morning down and into the tunnel of no return!
ALRIGHT!!!
seriously...i was really bored! nothing knowing what to do...can't sleep...having no inspiration till i went to my studio (the place where i sing, bath and sh!t..oh and pee) and while i was peeing...i look down at the toilet bowl and something hit me!
I realise i wasn't peeing straight into the bowl...some renegade manage to land outside the bowl and onto my studio floor! damn it...iw as thinking...now i have to clean it...or wait...should i ask my maid to do it...nah it will stink the next morning better clean it myself...so i flush the toilet bowl and wash my hands and walk out of the studio and type this post...what did i forget to do?...who knows...fusk it
yah so...i realise the toilet bowl is a wonderful device...it gives some inspiration when one is in need of one...other then that i seriously couldn't think of anything that it is use for....erm...let see...nah...can't think of any...fusk it again!
Oh...look at the time...its 13 mins pass midnight...and you guess what time is it? its winnie time!!...time to play some winnie!!!....i mean my winnie!! OKIE!!!!
OH someone just told me..i am damn good at crapping...is that a compliment? i don't really know...erm...i will take it as one...eh...wait...did she mean literatly? as in crapping..like sh!tting....erm...i don't think so...i don't crap lots anyway...must drink more water!!
ANd i lost 3 kg..but its none of your business...oh and i ate 3 lamb chops and 1 beef steak...and its also none of your business.....so don't even think of........whatever
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