The WAY to relieves buildup stress

AS the market goes down and down together with my savings i know...i am accumulating more and more stress...i figure if i don't relieve stress soon enough i will end up in the aslyum...

What should i do to relieve stress? then i figure...since i am so bored...and market is doing so badly..lets check out some porn...well...that is how it all started!

The tunnel to enlightenment! no way am i kidding...its through...well not the porn...but...the word is masturbation!

Yes yes i know all experts has already said masturbation relieve stress...but would you believe things others said if you haven't tried it yourself? and no...its not the first time i masturbate...the thing is...its diff when u masturbate becos you are stress...its prove the point where its reduce the pressure built up in your head! your ur d!ckhead but your real head!

It makes you go easy on life...and releax...but...pls...over dosage of relaxation is no good to your body...it will dry up your well..and no matter how much of drilling you will never find crude oil ever again. so please people...moderation..

oh you must be thinking does this apply to both male and female...if i have a puss...and a winnie then i will nod my head and say...yes...its for both...but i don't...so...sorry i can't figure out and test the female part and conclude that masturbation relieves stress for ladies too...

actualy if i have both winnie and puss...i can fusk myself...damn thats disgusting!! who the hell gave me that thought? damn it!...

So to summaries...guys treasure your winnie its your life and your route to enlightenment. Ladies feel free to share your experiment on whether masturbation relieves stress for ladies!