Monday, January 01, 2007

1st of Jan and the PR girl

Its really sad that i think i am getting old...i went clubbing yesterday and i realise i ain't able to dance throughout the night like i was able to few years ago..my back starts to ache, tummy starts to growl and ultimately i feel over exhuasted and nauseous...damn...its as if i just finish sprinting my 2.4km...now thats bad...

Althought i don't have to take ippt anymore but this is not right....i am losing stamina faster than i am losing my cum. Is this what they call old age?

Oh and i believe its really true when they say old people has bad attitude problems...cause thats what i did last night...i was pretty mean to some ladies...but still its not my fault its old age...

Anyway i met someone with absolutely fantastic PR skills...I thought she was like the semi quiet kinda girl but...wow...neither did we expect that once the light was turn on...it was a brand new world for her! gosh!! She just suddenly turn alive and into a totally different person. Everyone seems to be her friend..no wait...everyone is her friend! all the bouncers the bartenders everyone! i was like huh...is that the same girl i thought i knew? no way!

It was outrageous..no joke! I was like...wow! impressive and outrageous PR skills..she is like a walking yellowpages! till now i am deeply impress! And what suppose to be the wild and talkative girl turn out to be the not so talkative or interactive one...its weird how the lights on and off can change a girl...both looks and character. Its like her world comes alive when lights are on rather than off..

but..it was a rather sad thing because i end up behaving like a utterly desperate guy who follows the girl around after clubbing and i know i am desperate but i still don't like the feeling of being a sticker kinda guy...damn...it kinda hurt my ego...so eventually i chose to walk away...its so embarrassing..never ever believe i would allow myself to be entangle in this kinda degrading situtation!

Worst part of the day! I never like anyone but they think i like her! that kinda sucks! i mean I DO NOT LIKE HER...but it doesn't matter like i will ever see her again! but like she will ever read this blog so i can diss her all i like! she is quite fat and when i dance with her...it was erm...quite a weird feeling... kinda like hugging my pillow just that its bit harder...and oh...did i miss out on the part that she keep using her ass to rub against my prick? well its also weird that my prick was sleeping throughout the time it was being rub my the pillow...its a mixed feeling..i mean its not exactly like a pillow pressing against my big brother but it doesn't feel like an ass rubbing against myh prick...okie...i just tried pressing my pillow and guess what...it really feels as if the same as the chubby girl!!

Oh my no wonder last night i feel at home when i was dancing with her...its like me practicing dancing with my pillow...nice...comfy...and sleepy...okie enough of pillow girl..oh by the way pillow girl and PR girl are the same girl...

The new super hero PR girl..saves the world by using her super PR power and turning the evil doers into her friend and bringing them into the light...okie thats totally no funny at all....sorry...

I am afraid of heights.....

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