Chain sms.....or whatever

I recieved a chain sms today...from one of my brather...well he kinda met an accident so...it kinda made him bit superstitious but i won't blame him..

However i start another chain sms...but wonder if anyone started sending...its goes like this...

Last year a guy didn't have sex for the rest of his life, because he didn't send this sms out. Send this to 69 people on your phone or else you will have to masturbate for the rest of your life. If you don't have 69 (exlcuding me) people on your phone..then you are just destiny to use your hand!

Well i kinda modified it by bit cause i don't remember whats the original one...well if your happen to reiceve any sms like this...well just remember its by me! Hades the great...wanker!