Thats LIFE in mathematics
Damn... i did 50 push up and I felt i just completed Army half marathon 3 times! vittu! this sucks...now how am i suppose to carry my wife like this? at these rate i will have a marry a girl who is severely underweight to fulfil my dream of carrying my wife on her wedding night without much difficulties...
But underweight? thats impossible...the last thing i would want is a girl who is so skinny that... i rather sleep with a broomstick...damn! must train harder....harder!!....okie maybe 50 today 51 tomorrow...and so on and so forth...good idea isn't it...it wil probably take me a life time before i can even carry myself...but...argh...its too tired...i need to sleep now...
Anyway it seems like i just came back from a holiday trip with my brathers...to the sunny island singapore and now i have return home to the sunny island singapore...erm...whats the difference? i think its the people we once hangout with thats the diff!
Bing with the sisters...kinda make us feel as if...we are having holidays in our own country..isn't that cool...but...don't be misleaded about saving money since we are only travelling in our own country...no no no...infact..its kinda cost me and my brathers quite a pinch in our pocket...well...i don't really know where did all the money gone too...maybe i dropped some...but....the most important thing is...i have neevr regret spending any of my beloved money that parted with me and mostly into the taxi drivers pocket...but...still i kinda enjoyed it..
So now like every singaporeans...the returning of the holiday bring about a syndrome that i would like post holiday syndrome...its nothing much really you won't die from it...and you will most probably recover in a few days for some or few weeks less tahn a month for those who take a long period of time.
Still its not a very enjoyable period to go through...flash back of what you did..during the holdiays huant you every night when you go to bed especially when you had so much fun. It weird cause its the first time...Someone left me and cause saddes in my life...i mean left as in...they are still alive just that i probably will never get to see them again...just like jerry said its like a fairytale...who would have guess that on so many occassions that we go sentosa for fun...we would meet up with some caucasians and befriends with them?
Comeoe!! i mean we have been to sentosa like coutless time...with each occassion encompass the thought of knowing some babes from the bitch...(sorry i mean beach)and then...have fun together...(not neccesary sex, but just fun...PURE friendship. BUT even thought we always have that hope within us...it never did came treu till that day... i mean seriously...its like buying lottery(4-D) for years and suddenly you strike first prize...yes...its like that kinda feeling. It does bring you joy but after you finishing spending your earnings...life kinda returns to how its like...
You now tend to have greater hope because hey...you did strike it once! now with greater hope comes greater disappointment...but if you are afraid to even try...then you will have tons of hope but not a single chances...but now...you might even take a longer time to strike the prize...or worst you may neevr hit jackpot ever again.. the previous time might be the only time you strike something big...
So...now my brathers and i...do have high hopes in our next sentosa trip...however..i do believe it will be another fruitless trip....cause we kinda lose interest in...the snobbish local girls(wait...we neevr had interets in them before)...but being with the finns kinda raise our standards a little...afetr trying something bit special...you wouldn't want to go back to the normal material local girl...you get what i mean? it really doesn't matter if you don't! cause i don't really need to answer to you.
Anwyay...its going to be fruitless trip...the next time and the next next time and the next next next time...well its like a geometric progression...to infinity...so you kinda just take out the common factor with is next time then it will be, next time[1 + next + next² +....] thus the progression withtin the bracket would end up being 1/(1-next), however with another assumption of next - 1 would be = to a previous, thus next = previous + 1. By substituting it into the original fomula. it would be, next time[ 1/(1-(previous+1))], to simplify the whole thing it will be, next time[1/previous], thus the final formula would be, (next time/previous).
Base on the formula it means the summation of all our failed attempts in sentosa to infinity would be the next time divided by the previous time. its a pretty easy formula. but bare in mind...its only a simple asumption...so with life...due to many unforseeable factors like...when you pray to god...he/she will listen to your and might alter your life abit...so if things like that happen...we must then alter the formula as per situation basis.
To some you might be wondering...why is previous + 1 = next...and my reply is...hey its my post...vittu you...if you don't like it...some out with your own vitun theory...so don't vitun question my theory and formulas if you don't vitun like it then don't vitun read it...and don't vitun complain about it...other then that...i wish you all had a great time reading this vitun post.
But underweight? thats impossible...the last thing i would want is a girl who is so skinny that... i rather sleep with a broomstick...damn! must train harder....harder!!....okie maybe 50 today 51 tomorrow...and so on and so forth...good idea isn't it...it wil probably take me a life time before i can even carry myself...but...argh...its too tired...i need to sleep now...
Anyway it seems like i just came back from a holiday trip with my brathers...to the sunny island singapore and now i have return home to the sunny island singapore...erm...whats the difference? i think its the people we once hangout with thats the diff!
Bing with the sisters...kinda make us feel as if...we are having holidays in our own country..isn't that cool...but...don't be misleaded about saving money since we are only travelling in our own country...no no no...infact..its kinda cost me and my brathers quite a pinch in our pocket...well...i don't really know where did all the money gone too...maybe i dropped some...but....the most important thing is...i have neevr regret spending any of my beloved money that parted with me and mostly into the taxi drivers pocket...but...still i kinda enjoyed it..
So now like every singaporeans...the returning of the holiday bring about a syndrome that i would like post holiday syndrome...its nothing much really you won't die from it...and you will most probably recover in a few days for some or few weeks less tahn a month for those who take a long period of time.
Still its not a very enjoyable period to go through...flash back of what you did..during the holdiays huant you every night when you go to bed especially when you had so much fun. It weird cause its the first time...Someone left me and cause saddes in my life...i mean left as in...they are still alive just that i probably will never get to see them again...just like jerry said its like a fairytale...who would have guess that on so many occassions that we go sentosa for fun...we would meet up with some caucasians and befriends with them?
Comeoe!! i mean we have been to sentosa like coutless time...with each occassion encompass the thought of knowing some babes from the bitch...(sorry i mean beach)and then...have fun together...(not neccesary sex, but just fun...PURE friendship. BUT even thought we always have that hope within us...it never did came treu till that day... i mean seriously...its like buying lottery(4-D) for years and suddenly you strike first prize...yes...its like that kinda feeling. It does bring you joy but after you finishing spending your earnings...life kinda returns to how its like...
You now tend to have greater hope because hey...you did strike it once! now with greater hope comes greater disappointment...but if you are afraid to even try...then you will have tons of hope but not a single chances...but now...you might even take a longer time to strike the prize...or worst you may neevr hit jackpot ever again.. the previous time might be the only time you strike something big...
So...now my brathers and i...do have high hopes in our next sentosa trip...however..i do believe it will be another fruitless trip....cause we kinda lose interest in...the snobbish local girls(wait...we neevr had interets in them before)...but being with the finns kinda raise our standards a little...afetr trying something bit special...you wouldn't want to go back to the normal material local girl...you get what i mean? it really doesn't matter if you don't! cause i don't really need to answer to you.
Anwyay...its going to be fruitless trip...the next time and the next next time and the next next next time...well its like a geometric progression...to infinity...so you kinda just take out the common factor with is next time then it will be, next time[1 + next + next² +....] thus the progression withtin the bracket would end up being 1/(1-next), however with another assumption of next - 1 would be = to a previous, thus next = previous + 1. By substituting it into the original fomula. it would be, next time[ 1/(1-(previous+1))], to simplify the whole thing it will be, next time[1/previous], thus the final formula would be, (next time/previous).
Base on the formula it means the summation of all our failed attempts in sentosa to infinity would be the next time divided by the previous time. its a pretty easy formula. but bare in mind...its only a simple asumption...so with life...due to many unforseeable factors like...when you pray to god...he/she will listen to your and might alter your life abit...so if things like that happen...we must then alter the formula as per situation basis.
To some you might be wondering...why is previous + 1 = next...and my reply is...hey its my post...vittu you...if you don't like it...some out with your own vitun theory...so don't vitun question my theory and formulas if you don't vitun like it then don't vitun read it...and don't vitun complain about it...other then that...i wish you all had a great time reading this vitun post.
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