Funny how people tickle me. I laugh easily

Some people just crack me for no reasons!! Today i was calling customer to inform them about their loan status...so it goes like this..

Hello...may i speak to XXX, I am calling from GE regarding your loan status. May I have your I/C for verification please...Blah blah blah..

Then i go on telling her, Your loan has been approve its for XX months and your monthly installment is $XXX...

Now heres the funny part... Instead of saying okie..like what most customer would say...she ask me..."now what should i do?"...of course given my heck care attitude towards work...i burst out laughing...I wa thinking...how am i suppose to know what you are suppose to do with your money? Should i say something like please hold on while i transfer you to our what shall you do with your money department?

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I mean she is the one who borrowed the money and when her loan is approve she ask me what is she suppose to do now? oh my god...some people just crack me up for the weirdest reason...of course she sounded rather pissed off...but do you think i really care? Even if she complained to the customer service and i got fired! i will be satisfied cause i really did have a good laugh about it! damn! its like the joke of the night! everyone was laughing so damn loudly!

Oh anyway today we had a new colleague with really huge (.)_(.) DAmn i mean they are really huge! its like 2 palm size! no i am not kidding...then...i thought maybe i should introduce myself to her...so i waited for a chance where we will be alone together...then i approach her...asking her questions like did she just graduated from UNI or POLY well just normal conversation...with the intention of making love....ly friends...then...i go on sticking out my hand and introducing my own name...

Much to my surprise she replied with...sorry i am attached!....erm...well...then it struck me...did i protray myself as being a desperatly horny guys in need to some milk? or did i appraoch her in a manner too aggressive? okie...I mean i didn't really asked if she is single or attached...but its pretty generous of her to share her personal stuff with me..

SO does having big milk storage container and attached barr you from making friends with your horny colleagues...well..i don't really know...but...anyway i was just kidding..i didn't appraoch her nor did she say anything to me...nothing happen between us...no conversation happened...i was just imagining...but i think she does find me cute because i realise she keeps looking in my direction and when i look at her she looked away...well...what can i say...i must be dreaming again...

Ok...so not all girls like me...i got to remember that....damn! If only all the girls that i deem gorgeous all love me! then i wouldn't be spending my time typing this god damn post which no one reads! fusk!

Damn you all girls who i deem pretty and doesn't love me! You all should regret for your regretful decisions!