The vitun Highlights of the NDP

Well well well ...happy birthday singapore....but...erm...why didn't you show case your full power to other nations? i mean come on! i bet you have more weapons than just 5 airplanes and 3 arpache! come on!! NAtional day is a time where you show force!! tell others these is our power!!!

WE must always show off!! but its okie...even if we show off our gadgets...once they saw how our soldiers hold their vitun rifle...they would probably laugh till they die!!

Did you see what they were doing? they were literally hugging their stupid SAR21..., i mean come on people...you guys were like putting both your hands infront of their crotch!! vittu!! thats so bloody gu niang(sissy in singlish. worst your are putting the SAR21 infront of your little brother!! what the vittu!! this is not right! you are suppose to be aggressive...not show how much you love your DICK. oh my god! what a disgrace people...i hope no other people saw that on tv...

Erm...well maybe they are practicing their freekick defending stance...for the 2010 worldcup challenge...well well..now that totaly makes sense to me...cool...smart move by the army...practicing on every opportunity...

I am sure during the 2010 worldcup, our players will have a very tight defense...of their balls....if you know what i mean! No balls will be crush!! the SAF stance!!

So i pressume the SAF new motto would be...till die will our balls be crush! They now instead of oilling their weapons they will oil the magazine too.

Disgrace disgrace! alex i miss you...i am so going to propose to you next summer...wait this is suppose to be a secret...but...nah...i will only propose if you are single and still interested in me!!