SLots and Lamers
Dear whoever is up there...i am badly sin....today or past few days or maybe fews...okie okie...for the past few years...i have been looking at the slot machine whenever a girl with jeans too big for her...or too low sits down....damn! this is not right...I mean...its always just tempting to observe the mechanism of the slot machine and wonder who its feels or works by putting a coin into it...damn...i am badly sin!!
I shouldn't be doing things like this...sometimes i tried to turn another especially when i am at work...with kate, lynn, mag and lee fong..wearing jeans and when they are sitting down with their rather loose jeans.... well...if you ask me if i look..well i would say i ddin't...i swear...because its not right...but having the thought is kinda bad enough...so i would say i am sin...
Its like how can i do this when i am currently attach to my finnish girlfriend? Alex wouldn't be please if she knows i attempt to look into the slot machine..which girlfriend wouldn't get mad when she found out her bf has been looking at slot machine when he is at work...out for lunch...on his way home and not to mention when he walk past any girl who sits down...i am sin once more!!
Anyway since i am sin...nothing i do will actually redeem me...but still it doesn't mean i am not going to continue expressing curiousity about teh slots behind every girl...
Still i would just like ot comment on it...erm...not all slots are the same...some have bigger slots than others...with bigger slots it simply means...a larger coin is needed...some has the size of a 1 cent coint while some have larger one...but...don't be fool...it doesn't mean the bigger the slot means the more expensive it is....think of it as the 50cent coin is bigger than the dollar. So the bigger the slot doesn't mean the more it cost.
its simple..its like a girl who reveal too much will just turn from a slot to a slut! They just do not have that kinda value to them anymore, well there will probably be demand but its not as much as those who doesn't reveal too much. But by not revealing anything at all like the 1 cent slot...it practically worthless tooo... And the more you reveal the more it excits thus it cost price increase...or the selling price...in this sense..but when it reaches the peak...revealing more kinda render it worthless...and it slowly transit from the 1 dollar coin to 50 cent coin and eventually becomes just ezlink card..or any card...where you just swipe across...don't worry it doesn't cost anything you can swipe as many times as you want...till the police arrive or till some passerby grab you.
Anyway i was thinking maybe the word slut did infact came from the word slot...notice the changing of O to U? notice how the U has a opening at the top? it all make sense now doesn't it.. By revealing too much..the top part of the O kinda open up and become a U this by substituting the U with O you get the word SLUT. thats some history for you people!
Basically thats all i have to say about slot machines...since i am attach i am sorry i can't be providing anymore information about slots since i won't be doing anymore research on it... but its a wonder mechanism and...like al slots it does generate income for the owner of the slots of excitment for the user of the slot...so...to all guys feel free to drop your pants....i mean coins into the slots and hope you will win something other than a slap or invittation for coffee break with the blue people(cops)..
moido!
Oh wait before i go..today when i was on the...i met this 3 super lame teenagers! damn! i thought no one can be lamer than me...but god damn it...(sorry god..i don't mean you..its just an expression)..they are million times lamer than me! they were laughing at jokes like...why did the elephant die, because it laugh till it died, and then they keep asking why the elephant died and coming out diff non-sensical anwers to it which is not even funny!
I mean come on...you can do better than that!..what the vittu! i almost had to made them pay me back my transport fee for being in the same train as them! vittu! they are totally hopeless...one of them is a girl by the way...so..i am not only targeting them because they are males...losers but just because they are loswe regardless of the sex! Damn! i still can't forget how one of them laugh...its like...even thou its not funny..but he is trying to force a laugh out of the not the least funny joke!
Why why why!! did our school made kids into how they are today? this is totally ricidulous...i mean...not being funny is okie...its normal...but not funny and your jokes and laughter makes other wanna punch you in the face and asking you to shut the god damn up (sorry again...don't banish me to hell) is too much! i hope someone can do something about those kids...maybe the parents should just disown them!
Oh to all those nice guy out there...who think i could just ignore them...and it wouldn't kill me to eavesdrop...well i am not evasdropping...but their jokes are so loud that i don't really have a chioce not to listen to it..and they give me no chioce since they are like standing right behind me...and why should i even anwser to you? damn! banish those kids, exile them...don't let them take the same train as me ever again!
have a nice day people...moido
I shouldn't be doing things like this...sometimes i tried to turn another especially when i am at work...with kate, lynn, mag and lee fong..wearing jeans and when they are sitting down with their rather loose jeans.... well...if you ask me if i look..well i would say i ddin't...i swear...because its not right...but having the thought is kinda bad enough...so i would say i am sin...
Its like how can i do this when i am currently attach to my finnish girlfriend? Alex wouldn't be please if she knows i attempt to look into the slot machine..which girlfriend wouldn't get mad when she found out her bf has been looking at slot machine when he is at work...out for lunch...on his way home and not to mention when he walk past any girl who sits down...i am sin once more!!
Anyway since i am sin...nothing i do will actually redeem me...but still it doesn't mean i am not going to continue expressing curiousity about teh slots behind every girl...
Still i would just like ot comment on it...erm...not all slots are the same...some have bigger slots than others...with bigger slots it simply means...a larger coin is needed...some has the size of a 1 cent coint while some have larger one...but...don't be fool...it doesn't mean the bigger the slot means the more expensive it is....think of it as the 50cent coin is bigger than the dollar. So the bigger the slot doesn't mean the more it cost.
its simple..its like a girl who reveal too much will just turn from a slot to a slut! They just do not have that kinda value to them anymore, well there will probably be demand but its not as much as those who doesn't reveal too much. But by not revealing anything at all like the 1 cent slot...it practically worthless tooo... And the more you reveal the more it excits thus it cost price increase...or the selling price...in this sense..but when it reaches the peak...revealing more kinda render it worthless...and it slowly transit from the 1 dollar coin to 50 cent coin and eventually becomes just ezlink card..or any card...where you just swipe across...don't worry it doesn't cost anything you can swipe as many times as you want...till the police arrive or till some passerby grab you.
Anyway i was thinking maybe the word slut did infact came from the word slot...notice the changing of O to U? notice how the U has a opening at the top? it all make sense now doesn't it.. By revealing too much..the top part of the O kinda open up and become a U this by substituting the U with O you get the word SLUT. thats some history for you people!
Basically thats all i have to say about slot machines...since i am attach i am sorry i can't be providing anymore information about slots since i won't be doing anymore research on it... but its a wonder mechanism and...like al slots it does generate income for the owner of the slots of excitment for the user of the slot...so...to all guys feel free to drop your pants....i mean coins into the slots and hope you will win something other than a slap or invittation for coffee break with the blue people(cops)..
moido!
Oh wait before i go..today when i was on the...i met this 3 super lame teenagers! damn! i thought no one can be lamer than me...but god damn it...(sorry god..i don't mean you..its just an expression)..they are million times lamer than me! they were laughing at jokes like...why did the elephant die, because it laugh till it died, and then they keep asking why the elephant died and coming out diff non-sensical anwers to it which is not even funny!
I mean come on...you can do better than that!..what the vittu! i almost had to made them pay me back my transport fee for being in the same train as them! vittu! they are totally hopeless...one of them is a girl by the way...so..i am not only targeting them because they are males...losers but just because they are loswe regardless of the sex! Damn! i still can't forget how one of them laugh...its like...even thou its not funny..but he is trying to force a laugh out of the not the least funny joke!
Why why why!! did our school made kids into how they are today? this is totally ricidulous...i mean...not being funny is okie...its normal...but not funny and your jokes and laughter makes other wanna punch you in the face and asking you to shut the god damn up (sorry again...don't banish me to hell) is too much! i hope someone can do something about those kids...maybe the parents should just disown them!
Oh to all those nice guy out there...who think i could just ignore them...and it wouldn't kill me to eavesdrop...well i am not evasdropping...but their jokes are so loud that i don't really have a chioce not to listen to it..and they give me no chioce since they are like standing right behind me...and why should i even anwser to you? damn! banish those kids, exile them...don't let them take the same train as me ever again!
have a nice day people...moido
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