The vicious cycle of accompanying someone and blind date

I am the replacement buddy....i think....well why would i say that....it all goes like that...first...my good friend's girlfriend is accompanying her friend to hongkong for a trip then...she insist that her boyfriend who happens to be my friend to join her as to accompany her while she accompany her friend. Then her boyfriend my friend wanted someone to accompany him while he accompany his girlfriend while his girlfriend accompany her friend. So he insist that i accompany him on the trip...given that i am such a nice person i decided to accompany him while he accompay his girlfriend and she accompany her friend.

Confusing? well yes its suppose to be that way...so i was thinking wouldn't it just solve all the problem that i just accompany my friend's girlfriend's friend. Then we can save all the money and all the complications...but life doesn't work that way...cause firstly my friend's girlfriend's friend has no idea who i am ...and probably wouldn't be entertain by my kinda dark humour so...well if only life is that simple. BUT its not.

Okie actually what i was trying to say is i hope my friend's girlfriend's friend is pretty and she will fall for me...wouldn't it be so romantic? think about it...falling in love overseas...and wow...thats like so from the movie kinda thing...damn! its too good to be true....if only life is like a movie...then..i could simple write it into a script and film into a movie!

Recently i have been practicing my lines of what i would say to my friend's girlfriend's friend hopefully it will work out and she might find me interesting...you know always practice your lines before you go to bed so you wouldn't have stage fright...and you wouldn't tend to murmur when you are finally up for action...i have been practicing hard people for the day and the right moment...practicing my lines till its all engrave into my mind and with a snap of my finger everything will run smoothly like a bug free computer software...now thats geeky...how about everything will run smoothly like a scratch free cd...

Come to think of it its like a blind date...but...no one set it up...its just coincidental...how romantic is that...damn!!! well I got to credit this romantic situtation to all my friends who keep all the pretty girls to themselves and never ever set me up on a blind date with any of their pretty friends...well thats life when you make friends with no one but a bunch of horny guys!

It also doesn't help when all your friends think you are nothing but a horny guy...thus they will so refrain from introducing any nice girls to you....well to all people who misjudge me...i am not what you think i am...so intro girls to me thanks...

Ok i think its time to practice my lines...and to really make sure i am so damn familiar with it...oh...i dream that i was friends with bryan wong and i drank coffee with him at some coffeeshop....I seriously got to capture my dreams and turn it into a story.