Journey to the WEST
Back from a trip to the rural region..well i would call it the Venice of Vietnam. Why? well...erm...besides the fact that you have to travel around in a boat...i don't see any other resemblance but well it kinda made it sound more high class..
Anyway I can't possibly share the entire 2 weeks in a single post..its possible but would be too summarize so i decided to break it down.
Today's post...well its about a journey to the toilet. Title journey to the WEST.
Actually i don't really know what to say...in fact i have nothing much to say...which i thought i did but now that i actually have to type it out...it seems nothing much.
I kinda got this journey to the west idea while i was shitting...or attempting to shit..thought it will be a great post but now come to think about it...its nothing much...
Its titled journey to the west because its situated at the west side of the house and i would say its a rather treacherous journey except for the fact that you travel alone and your aim ain't to collect any script but to release, reject or recycle. I would call it a gift back to nature!
Lets start describing the journey, first you start off with walk across the dry mud...then up a wooden platform follow by a across a valley up which then follows by 2 pathway...one which is a potential landslide area the other up a hill and walk along the ridge... both equally treacherous..
After which you will have to cross another valley then follow by the same 2 options then you will eventually reach the grassland after a while you will have to cross a cliff...and up a hill and then WA LA you reached the HOLY LAND! oh not forgetting having to battle or escape evil creatures on your way to the holy ground.
The Holy ground is kinda cool in a way that the scenery's fantastic and you get surround sound while shitting (A.K.A feed the crabs) and even some tall grass to play with.
You must be wondering why surround sound? well...easy...imagine houseflies flying around you...i am saying..you get the same effect as watching a movie with airplanes flying from one end of the screen to the other.
PLUS with motor boats moving up and down the stream behind you...come on! I would call it a first class entertainment system. in fact its live!
Oh its also feeding of mosquito time when you are at the holy ground at night or the immerse heat of the sun in the day!
So regardless of day or night...you will have to battle some external effects..personally i would rather battle the heat...i will take it as sun tanning which giving back to nature. mosquito to me is a killer...
BUT there is a ideal solution to all of these...it happen so that the best timing to visit the holy ground would be after 12 around 3pm. reason? First of all its high tide! second mosquito are all sleeping third! due to the sun being at the west side now...there happen to be a tree just beside the holy ground which blocks out the sun!
At 3pm...you get instant flushing from the river, nice scenery free of pesky mosquito and shelter from the tree! however sometimes we humans can't control the timing of the visit to holy ground since...well..its holy and its all up to GOD!
The worst time of the day to visit the ground would be at night...besides the waves of mosquito circling your ass and dick or puss..depending which you prefer...you have to travel in the dark which i would say...can be extremely adventurous. For those night seekers you may consider the dark...but i must warn you...shitting in the dark would most probably not only cause your dick to shrink by also the tightening of your asshole!
Well well...i think i cover most of the areas of the journey...and now i will present to you a video of it...
Oh and the video includes a journey back.....enjoy
Anyway I can't possibly share the entire 2 weeks in a single post..its possible but would be too summarize so i decided to break it down.
Today's post...well its about a journey to the toilet. Title journey to the WEST.
Actually i don't really know what to say...in fact i have nothing much to say...which i thought i did but now that i actually have to type it out...it seems nothing much.
I kinda got this journey to the west idea while i was shitting...or attempting to shit..thought it will be a great post but now come to think about it...its nothing much...
Its titled journey to the west because its situated at the west side of the house and i would say its a rather treacherous journey except for the fact that you travel alone and your aim ain't to collect any script but to release, reject or recycle. I would call it a gift back to nature!
Lets start describing the journey, first you start off with walk across the dry mud...then up a wooden platform follow by a across a valley up which then follows by 2 pathway...one which is a potential landslide area the other up a hill and walk along the ridge... both equally treacherous..
After which you will have to cross another valley then follow by the same 2 options then you will eventually reach the grassland after a while you will have to cross a cliff...and up a hill and then WA LA you reached the HOLY LAND! oh not forgetting having to battle or escape evil creatures on your way to the holy ground.
The Holy ground is kinda cool in a way that the scenery's fantastic and you get surround sound while shitting (A.K.A feed the crabs) and even some tall grass to play with.
You must be wondering why surround sound? well...easy...imagine houseflies flying around you...i am saying..you get the same effect as watching a movie with airplanes flying from one end of the screen to the other.
PLUS with motor boats moving up and down the stream behind you...come on! I would call it a first class entertainment system. in fact its live!
Oh its also feeding of mosquito time when you are at the holy ground at night or the immerse heat of the sun in the day!
So regardless of day or night...you will have to battle some external effects..personally i would rather battle the heat...i will take it as sun tanning which giving back to nature. mosquito to me is a killer...
BUT there is a ideal solution to all of these...it happen so that the best timing to visit the holy ground would be after 12 around 3pm. reason? First of all its high tide! second mosquito are all sleeping third! due to the sun being at the west side now...there happen to be a tree just beside the holy ground which blocks out the sun!
At 3pm...you get instant flushing from the river, nice scenery free of pesky mosquito and shelter from the tree! however sometimes we humans can't control the timing of the visit to holy ground since...well..its holy and its all up to GOD!
The worst time of the day to visit the ground would be at night...besides the waves of mosquito circling your ass and dick or puss..depending which you prefer...you have to travel in the dark which i would say...can be extremely adventurous. For those night seekers you may consider the dark...but i must warn you...shitting in the dark would most probably not only cause your dick to shrink by also the tightening of your asshole!
Well well...i think i cover most of the areas of the journey...and now i will present to you a video of it...
Oh and the video includes a journey back.....enjoy
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