The similarities and differences between an adviser and a summon officer. ( AD. included)
There are lots of similarities and definitely differences between a financial advisor and a summon officer!
Lets talk about whats similar first.
First all all both work requires real hardwork as a advisers you got to meet clients talk to them and highlight the problem to them...and then all the paperwork so on and so forth.
As for a summon officer you too have lots of hardwork, you travel from carpark to carpark reading those complex coupon and tiny dates and timing and some mutherphuckers even try to cheat their way by reusing their coupons..and as a summon officer you have a to really focus on every coupons...like an eagle on its prey!
Then for both job...it pays to be hardworking. commission is being paid for every case closed for an adviser and same for summon officer for every fine issued and paid up.
Both jobs requires you to be avoided by others at all cost. Seeing you is like seeing a devil that has surface from the very depth of hell.
And lastly both jobs ain't really popular..as in they are jobs that most people wouldnt like to do.
Now after all the smilarities lets talk about the KEY differences.
The only key differences that i would like to highlight is an adviser's derive pleasure when a client's problem is solved and when the sum assured is delievered to the client in times of need. Thats when you derieve the ulitmate pleasure and motivation to continue working.
Now as for a summon officer...the ulitimate pleasure comes when you spot a car without summon and after issuing a summon you saw the driver running towards his car in despair and the look on the mutherphuckers face is pricless...the anguish on his face the displeasure and all the anger totally drives a summon officer crazy...they just love it when others are in pain..when others are in suffering from the fine they have to pay!
So at the end of the day WHY be a adviser and derive pleasure from someone else being thankful towards you WHEN you can derive the same ultimate pleasure from someone else suffering, pain and discomfort.
Both are hated by people, both are hardwork...but as a financial adviser you get satisfaction when you see a family getting a claim that they really need to pull through the tide...as for a summon office you get ultimate pleasure when you see the god damn mutherphucker pissed off face when he/she recieved the summon! thats what i call life....others people's misery! PURE pleasure!
People do put some thoughts into it and trust me NOW its time to change your jobs! get off your seats and hit the carparks and your life would be just FINE.
P.S. actually both at the end of the day requires the client to suffer from discomfort one way or another. But as an adviser discomfort immediately follows by thankfullness...well the latter, right after discomfort comes a mixed of feelings.....anger, regret and lots of 3 word poem!
After typing so much i guess it would be only right for me to tell you what are the potential pay structure for a summon officer. Its a job that doesn't pays you basic, only commission. For every fines issued and paid up you will be entitled to 10% of it. So to say a $30 fine your commission would be $3.
Sounds unattractive? well but do think about it...what are your potential clients out there? The market is ever growing and it has vast potential. Like our summon officer's logo, " A minute off is a dollar earn"
As long as their coupon expire by just a minute....you get the money! so come join us and start rolling in big bucks from the day you start! On simple traffic rules course have to be taken and license will be issued by the traffic police within a few weeks...so come on people! JOIN US AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE JUST FINE!
For more info, feel free to call the fine hotline 1800-1-am-just-fine. Walk in interview and minimum a O'level qualifications.
Its damn lots of hardwork but all matters is it pays off at the end of the day when AH Gong issue me my paycheck of few thousand dollars!
Lets talk about whats similar first.
First all all both work requires real hardwork as a advisers you got to meet clients talk to them and highlight the problem to them...and then all the paperwork so on and so forth.
As for a summon officer you too have lots of hardwork, you travel from carpark to carpark reading those complex coupon and tiny dates and timing and some mutherphuckers even try to cheat their way by reusing their coupons..and as a summon officer you have a to really focus on every coupons...like an eagle on its prey!
Then for both job...it pays to be hardworking. commission is being paid for every case closed for an adviser and same for summon officer for every fine issued and paid up.
Both jobs requires you to be avoided by others at all cost. Seeing you is like seeing a devil that has surface from the very depth of hell.
And lastly both jobs ain't really popular..as in they are jobs that most people wouldnt like to do.
Now after all the smilarities lets talk about the KEY differences.
The only key differences that i would like to highlight is an adviser's derive pleasure when a client's problem is solved and when the sum assured is delievered to the client in times of need. Thats when you derieve the ulitmate pleasure and motivation to continue working.
Now as for a summon officer...the ulitimate pleasure comes when you spot a car without summon and after issuing a summon you saw the driver running towards his car in despair and the look on the mutherphuckers face is pricless...the anguish on his face the displeasure and all the anger totally drives a summon officer crazy...they just love it when others are in pain..when others are in suffering from the fine they have to pay!
So at the end of the day WHY be a adviser and derive pleasure from someone else being thankful towards you WHEN you can derive the same ultimate pleasure from someone else suffering, pain and discomfort.
Both are hated by people, both are hardwork...but as a financial adviser you get satisfaction when you see a family getting a claim that they really need to pull through the tide...as for a summon office you get ultimate pleasure when you see the god damn mutherphucker pissed off face when he/she recieved the summon! thats what i call life....others people's misery! PURE pleasure!
People do put some thoughts into it and trust me NOW its time to change your jobs! get off your seats and hit the carparks and your life would be just FINE.
P.S. actually both at the end of the day requires the client to suffer from discomfort one way or another. But as an adviser discomfort immediately follows by thankfullness...well the latter, right after discomfort comes a mixed of feelings.....anger, regret and lots of 3 word poem!
After typing so much i guess it would be only right for me to tell you what are the potential pay structure for a summon officer. Its a job that doesn't pays you basic, only commission. For every fines issued and paid up you will be entitled to 10% of it. So to say a $30 fine your commission would be $3.
Sounds unattractive? well but do think about it...what are your potential clients out there? The market is ever growing and it has vast potential. Like our summon officer's logo, " A minute off is a dollar earn"
As long as their coupon expire by just a minute....you get the money! so come join us and start rolling in big bucks from the day you start! On simple traffic rules course have to be taken and license will be issued by the traffic police within a few weeks...so come on people! JOIN US AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE JUST FINE!
For more info, feel free to call the fine hotline 1800-1-am-just-fine. Walk in interview and minimum a O'level qualifications.
Its damn lots of hardwork but all matters is it pays off at the end of the day when AH Gong issue me my paycheck of few thousand dollars!
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