The national day rally
I KNEW IT!!!! The government is thinking of joining sites like friendster or myspace! yeah! can't wait to add them and make friends...it will be so cool!!
Anyway Why do the media keep shooting people yawning closing their eyes and taking a rest when my prime minister is talking? this is not right! The director of the rally should be sent for exile! For showing stupid clips!
So i think my dreams of seeing hsien long on friendster might just come through afterall...
Oh the rally is pretty funny and yet it hightlights couple of the serious matters that personally i am kinda concern...like attracting foreign babes to sentosa so i can pick them up...or...attracting only talents that have talents...i kinda like the idea of having banners on CNA or maybe google saying click here to make singapore babies!
It kinda solves the baby problems and problem 2nd generations foriegn sperm..i mean talent...yah...imagine reading it...instead of click here and stand a chance to win a greencard....you get click here and you get a chance to have a singapore baby where he will get a chance to play with rifles when he grows up!
Oh one way to seriously make us feel totally singaporean!!! STOP MOBILIZING ME! god damn it! how many times you wan to see my face and maybe my finger!? i am really patriotic but come on stop asking me to go back and make me where my army uniform..it might be a fashion statement to some...but deffinately not to me...so please wise up and stop asking me back...I am a singaporean who loves singapore but calling me back for physically tiring stuff is...well...anti patriotic to me...its as good as wating my god damn time...and thus i think its not doing me any good...thus...it will make me think if my country doesn't care about my time...why bother to be patriotic...i mean...come on...my ancestors are immigrants so we could probably adapt ourselevs else where....so please don't chase us away...by pissing us off!!
Now now now...i am really patriotic guy....so don't get me wrong..
If my forefathers were to kept out of singapore..well...maybe he will go amercia or probably england or finland...well...i am just thinking...i love singapore...And i hate racist people! fusk you all racist fuskers!
Anyway Why do the media keep shooting people yawning closing their eyes and taking a rest when my prime minister is talking? this is not right! The director of the rally should be sent for exile! For showing stupid clips!
So i think my dreams of seeing hsien long on friendster might just come through afterall...
Oh the rally is pretty funny and yet it hightlights couple of the serious matters that personally i am kinda concern...like attracting foreign babes to sentosa so i can pick them up...or...attracting only talents that have talents...i kinda like the idea of having banners on CNA or maybe google saying click here to make singapore babies!
It kinda solves the baby problems and problem 2nd generations foriegn sperm..i mean talent...yah...imagine reading it...instead of click here and stand a chance to win a greencard....you get click here and you get a chance to have a singapore baby where he will get a chance to play with rifles when he grows up!
Oh one way to seriously make us feel totally singaporean!!! STOP MOBILIZING ME! god damn it! how many times you wan to see my face and maybe my finger!? i am really patriotic but come on stop asking me to go back and make me where my army uniform..it might be a fashion statement to some...but deffinately not to me...so please wise up and stop asking me back...I am a singaporean who loves singapore but calling me back for physically tiring stuff is...well...anti patriotic to me...its as good as wating my god damn time...and thus i think its not doing me any good...thus...it will make me think if my country doesn't care about my time...why bother to be patriotic...i mean...come on...my ancestors are immigrants so we could probably adapt ourselevs else where....so please don't chase us away...by pissing us off!!
Now now now...i am really patriotic guy....so don't get me wrong..
If my forefathers were to kept out of singapore..well...maybe he will go amercia or probably england or finland...well...i am just thinking...i love singapore...And i hate racist people! fusk you all racist fuskers!
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