Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Movies to catch over the weekends

Movies not to watch...deffinately got to be
bewitching attraction some R21 show...whats fusk
up about the show is...the guy didn't even ask for
my IC when i buy tickets...i mean what the hell! i
look young okie! no way i look 21...@#$#%!# that
guy must be out of his mind or he is just too lazy
to check...i think its either one of them...

anyway thats part of the reason...second
reason..the director has to be a guy or a
lesbian..because the movie is showing topless
ladies without a purpose..but the movie isn't
porn...its some worthless crap even compared to bad
porn...! no joke!

Art you may call it...crap i will...if you like
watching slideshows...well you may jolly well go
enjoy the show..its too arty farty for me...talking
about farty...some guy fart during the show...and
gosh did he do it at the greatest moment of
all...when all is quiet...when you can't even hear a
single fly ...you hear his gases being release from
his puny hole from down below...

This guy didn't just did it once...but...holy
crap...he did it twice during the movie was
silent...I mean what the...!@$$%#$ he needs to
crap man! well i won't blame him seriously...after
watching just crap movie...its wonder you wanna
crap...and fart!.....actually he did add extra flavour
to the show! can you smell!!!!!! what he ate!

oh where was i? yah the movie! the director just
manage to get every scenes that doesn't make
sense and piece it together and call it a sex
comedy!

Great! korean's does have talent afterall!!...i
seroiusly don't understand a single part of the
moive except for the ladies moaning when they
are doing it...that i know...the rest has no
meaning attach to it...maybe i ain't arty enough to
uncover the mystery...its like a da vinci code
waiting to be solve...no joke!

The director created puzzles from different year
and time...and places...placing them together
forming something called a movie...so instead of
breaking the code and find the killer....you have to
break your head and figure what the heck is he
trying to translate to us audience who paid 7
bucks for crap!

i think its enough dissing of the movie...so...after
all my critic i hope you all gives this movie a
chances...go watch it...and then...curse and
swear over it.... out of 5 stars this movie deserve 5
out of 5 for its flavour during the movie and get that
airy brain of yours working again....break the
code people!

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