Sexist is so wrong

I am being lamblasted for being sexist? am I? probably...now i realise why i can't really date my friends...cause they all hate me...cause i am sexist...joking about womens body and all...now i am really being mean come to think about it...

I jus thought its funny but it isn't! no one has the right to say anything like these...its not right... i mean who am i to criticse a women's boobs or butt crack or to brand them under the catergory sloots or biatch?

I am not god i ain't perfect...so...i shall be awaken from my sicken ways and turn back...and hope to be forgiven by all my females friends. I don't mean to think your boobs are small or too big...Its just my personal opinion...and I was wrong to even have that kinda opinion! sorry! i sincerely apologize for admireing your boobs..anyway you probably wouldn't be reading this...but i am just sorry.

What i am trying to say is a women's boobs isn't everything a guy should look out for...and its not the butt or the waist or the hands or anything like that...its the character...okie now i feel like i am lying...okie sorry again...i love to be nice...but its not possible for me...i mean...lets be pragmatic...in this world...looks and figures are everything everyone look for regardless it being a guy or girl...its normal...so i don't really wanna crap about the inner beauty and all...because it kinda comes only after the looks.

Well well...okie i am suppose to be nice...okie okie...looks is what everyone look out for but it isn't the most important...its just superficial...and i am superficial like i say...but hey...everyone has a past and what most important is iam willing to change. I am willing to change to being a less superficial guy so i can be with all the pretty girls...well..that kinda am being contradictin...but come on..things like that takes time...i cna't change at the very instant right?

Anyway to all girls i have offended in the past i sincerely apologize...and its not funny making fun of girls...well at least its not funny to girls...but to guys its really funny...opps....sorry! curse myself for straying away...and to really compensate for all i have done!!

I am willing to insult guys with small d!cks...till my sins is being clear amen!