Men drive and lady lay

Goodness gracious me! for god sake pls pls pls don't attempt to drive if you can't drive for nuts!( for ladies if you can drive for nuts please feel free to drive towards mine)

I seriously think this people...(i will not call them drivers cause they ain't fit to be called that..well on second thought they almost drive me crazy...so yah drivers they are) need to either start taking public transport or start walking..

No way am i letting this anger of mine subside and do nothing about it...well actually i am doing nothing about it besides typing it out...anyway...To those drivers to tap on the freaking brakes when a mosquito flew pass your windscreen god damn it..if you manage to even kill a freaking mosquito and do mankind some good then just bloody kill it....stop tapping on your bloody brake every now and then something flew pass.

If its green light pls step on your bloody accelerator...i mean..if its too small then get a bigger one...Look i don't mean to be impatient here but spare some thought for those cars waiting behind the god damn bloody long queue...due to your reluctant of depressing the tiny bitsy accelerator you will waste a couple of minutes and that couple of minutes will then snow ball into a couple more minutes due to the delayed reaction time of every other car behind you and the poor chap at the last of the line have to wait a couple more traffic lights...

If you happen to come out with excuses like oh i was doing something else and wasn't pay attention...then for muther vittun sake pay attention to the lights! stop wanking while driving...or putting on make-up...remember comestic doesn't cure ugly...infact excessive of it might enhance you already satan blessed face..(sorry ladies i swear i don't mean to be sexist but there are just too many lousy LADY drivers out there pardon me)

Enough of delayed reaction..now comes the people who can't change lanes or are afraid to change lanes...or think its dangerous to change lane...well advise...either you practice or you just stick to your own lane and drive around singapore without even reaching your destination.

And please for drivers who notice others changing into your lane if its will not vittun kill you slightly hit on the brakes, slow down and let them in!!!!!! if it will not break your muther vittun flimsy legs of yours then kindly slow down...thank you muther phuckers.

NEXT....for those drivers whose love for the mother earth is so strong that they are willing to save every bit of battery power from the evil signals....and try to win a nobel prize on saving mother earth...can got them it go crash and die pls...because you are sucking up on mother earth resources yourself...

ITs ok not to signal at times...but when it might happen to affect others then stop saving the earth and start signalling...

EXAMPLE: If you are turning right and the driver opposite you wants to turn right too...it will be nice to signal RIGHT and let the other drivers opposite you know that hey i am turn not going straight so you don't have to wait for me...instead of not signalling and hoping the other driver happen to be a psychic.

To conclude if you do not know if you need to signal then SIGNAL. i seriously cant mention this enough but i have nothing more to say about it and worst of all my anger seems to have subside tremendously..damn

OK lastly...if you are a female...stop driving..

P.S I would like to credit one of my best friend Ben Lee for this post except the sexist part. He had a cleaner version on his blog do read it...if anyone else is reading this blog besides me and ben