Wednesday, May 17, 2006

I am hardworking in bed! join the grand prick!

Well i hope i am good at bed as well... I mean if you can't attract decent girls...attract those who are desperate and needs a wild horse for them to ride at night...

The sole insipiration of this posts comes from cassandra....well...as her friend i do not doubt she is good in bed...whatever that means...but i will stand by her!! you guys out there...will not doubt her a single bit!

So how can be wild at bed? damn it! i don't think i am...i would only consider myself as a hardowrking at bed...yah i am a hardowrking worker...or rider...no wait..i let girls ride....erm..i am a humper...like dogs!

anyway.. i went swimming today thinking that i should start building up my stamina...to remain hardowking in bed...i mean without the stamina...batts runn out sooner than expect and muscles tend to relax thus..causing oil to leakage at unexpected moments....well i think there is a better term for all this mechanical functions...but i just am too lazy to further elaborate it! so bare with it or jerk yourself!

So as i was saying stamina is important...and if there is any critic out there...you may feel free to critic my performace on bed afetr you ride me! strictly ladies only...after all this is a grand prick... enjoy people....

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