Monday, May 05, 2008

Short dicks

I seriously starting to wonder some people really have freaking small dick....gosh no matter how well the urinal is design to prevent pee from dripping on the floor...some people still manage to accomplish those remarkable feat!

These people must really have a super short dick....i mean come on people...the urinal is like so well design that it will take a freaking limp dick to mis aim and drip on the floor!

Either that they must have over estimate their own length.. damn..the only way to prevent pee from dripping on the floor would be for this people to grow freaking longer dicks man!!....gosh!

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Tell laura I love her!!

laura and tommy were Lovers

He wanted to shoot her everyday

Oral, finger and most of all on the bed

He always wanted a bukkake

A dream since childhood he has wait

He couldn't get laura on the phone

so to her mother tommy said

Tell laura I love her!!!

Tell laura I need her!!

Tell laura I cannot wait, I've something to shoot right on her face!!!!!!!

He drove his car to laura's house

Sucking his dick with his mouth

Tommy roar as he started to shake

Around his dick at a deadly pace

No one knows what happen that day

How his dick burst out in flames

But as they pulled him out from the twisted wreck

With his dying breath they heard him say

Tell laura I love her

Tell laura I need her

Tell laura not to cry My Cum for her will never dry

Now in the bedroom laura prays for her pussy who no one play

It was just for tommy that she clean it dry

Alone in the bedroom now she will cry

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Anyway you can hear the song here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhye2ANR40I