The F and the L combination!

I was thinking....does all four letter words gives the same effect? well...take for example love and F**k...well at first i thought well they both share the same effect....besides one leads to the other...but then when i look at it closely (not literally) i realize hey...there is a different...to it...let me explain

You see...the four letter word that starts with F drains your energy and sometimes interest....i mean come on...its common knowledge that after you do it...well...you might tend to lose some interest and prefer to hit the shack straight away...As for why energy...well i don't think i need to really go into details...i ain't a porn scriptwriter....

As for the other four letter word that starts with L.....it revitalize you instead than drain your energy...actually its a mixed or conflicting effect.... It actually does both at the same time or maybe at different period. Take for example a quarrel definitely drains mental energy...jealousy is another form of mental drainage....suspicion is another mental drainage...lots and lots and i can probably go on and on...

But its not all bad...sometimes it does help improve the person mood and revitalize him/her...in fact it might improve someones day too...like mine....i was absolutely depress just now with no appetite...and now i am starting to feel hungry...actually it might just be the fact that its way past lunch time...oh well...but it does revitalize one...the four letter word that begin with L that is.

But when you combine both four letter words it kinda sound weird...its tentatively becomes love f**k....and it you interpret it the wrong way it might just sound as if you are desperate or well...you are only into the latter one..

OR some might put the F word infront and the L behind....now it sounds as if you are rather pissed and you totally hate getting into a relationship or well in other words someone did you wrong...like my case...as always i am the living example to all kinds of problems..

However....one shouldn't just combine the two words instead we should fuse them together to create something much more powerful and indestructible!

By fusing both you will get constant flow of revitalize energy to continue doing the other four letter word...if you know what i mean... think of it this way...

As the F is draining your power...the L recharge it...how about that! It will provide you will endless power and there goes the song "All night Long" ... or from the recently acclaim Singapore movie...."Ah long long long long long...ah long long long long long...ah long long long long long long long long long long.....awww....."

So the bottom line is never do the F when you ain't accompanied by the L

Brathers vs Girlfriends...

Disappointment can totally ruin your entire day people! god damn it! I mean with so much anticipation comes greater disappointment...Yesterday I was so damn excited and probably happy but today I am just another good for nothing person being in my room not knowing what i should do next..

My day has been totally ruin by the intrusion of my disappointment...Now i totally can't bring myself to do anything not to mention being immobilize in my own small room and not wanting to study. However i am sure i will get over it pretty soon...like in a couple of minutes i should over studying like how a boy should be studying.

What comes to my mind as i was sulking was probably one of the top 10 question a guy has to face in his entire life of manhood! IF you girlfriend doesn't like your friends...would you hand out with them less?

Now now...i do believe everyone truly encounter or probably will encounter this...i mean come on! Everyone has different likings and its only normal that your girlfriend doesn't necessary like your friends.

But I was thinking if she really love you and she knows they are your best pal...she wouldn't stop you from seeing them...i mean she doesn't have to TRY to like them....but...well...that would be the ideal scenario....since relationship is all about sacrificing....right? I mean you are already forgoing all your freedom by being attached so being in a relationship is definitely about sacrificing lots of stuff....not to mention money.

Ok but the key idea here is...well she shouldn't or can't barred you from seeing you friends...and if she truly knows the true meaning of being in a relationship she will sacrifice just bit of her pride and learn how to at least accept your friends. I mean after you forgo your freedom and money on her i mean thats the least she can do for you right?

But its comes a time where...you are so bloody in love with her that even though she is vittun unreasonable you will still go ahead and tolerate it....who can i blame i use to be like that....(a victim of love spell)...But the greatest question is if she really truly hates your friends...would you stop going out with them? Wait here we are not talking about friends on the dark side....we are talking about probably buddies...a group of friends who happen to be in the different click from the girlfriend.

To be honest I wouldn't blame my friend even thou he decide to take another route which is away from us....i mean not that i would have done the same...but...yes yes brathers are forever....but we wouldn't be the one sleeping next to him and living with him in the same room or house. WE won't be the one satisfying his every needs...like cook for him and bath him blah blah blah....you should know where i am heading..

Its his happines we are talking about man...and if we are truly brathers we wouldn't take that away from him...but we would understand and support him and wait for him to breakup and return to our arms!! Of course we will not encourage him to breakup...then he will eventually regret and might blame us for it...we can only HOPE....curse from the back....and more hope...and more curse!

Thank goodness none of my brathers are like that....they all had very nice girlfriends and pretty understanding too...i think...but i don't think i can prove to be much trouble anyway...i don't smoke and seldom drink...neither do i sleep around....well can't be that of a bad guy right....otherwise i wouldn't get invited every year!

For those who are attached i hope you guys get married soon...so i can attend wedding dinner which i love going....especially if its my friends wedding dinner...no worries you won't receive newspaper in the red packet from me...its a cheap old trick.

I would love to be one of the sister that help the bride torture the groom thou...no wait...thats probably not my job....assist i shall....blow and burst 12 condoms with your nose!! thank god i ain't a sister! Maybe we could change the scenario of the bride coming to get the groom! that would be fun...

But all in all...i wish all my brathers the best with their girlfriends.....this post isn't targeted at anyone of my brathers...no worries..its just a thought..

To sum up.... I am in a bad mood....

I don't care what others say about you.......I want it...

Everyone says we ain't compatible...and I have been trying hard to convince myself we ain't..and we are worlds apart...and someone of my stature shouldn't be with someone like you....but I just can't seems to forget the time we spent together happily....you being close to my mouth...its so sweet!

For nights I have been trying to forget about the times u been into my mouth...i have been trying to not look at pictures of you....Its been a rather hard time for me...its like i am trying to put myself in cold turkey just to forget about you...Worst of all its not working!

Why do I always dream of you even though i keep telling myself we are worlds apart and would never be together although i still bear hope of u being with me. Given that I have stop seeing you for a few days....I am already starting to feel richer...but I don't mind splurging my fortunes on you just to spend quality time with you..

Although my mum says its ain't a healthy relationship and she sometimes forbid me to spend time with you.....i seriously ain't able to agree with my mum on this....I need it...i need to be with you...I need to put you in me......SWEET SWEET SUGARY DONUTS!

I don't care what others say about my health and about our compatibility...I don't care what my mum thinks of me splurging money on donuts....I just want to eat you as long as i live!

Chinese songs really brings out the emotion in you....I totally wrote this while listening to my fav sad sad song singer yang zhongwei! This guy is wicked...i mean he must have led a freaking sad life....! full of emotions and full of tears!

Which are you?

Its finally happening...i am losing faith in girls.....well...not that i think they will lie to me...just that...i think... girls wouldn't want to marry a poor guy...in monetary terms... well...they might at first...but from what i see it...it wouldn't last...

These days..with so many rich people out there why would a girl wanna stick with a guy who ain't rich enough to provide her with what she wants? I mean Singapore has seriously lots of rich guys...and it not that difficult looking for one if you ain't that bad looking...

So i am saying true love do exist...but we are all human...a couple of years down the road everyone would be starting to think for themselves... yes there is still love...but there would be days where the love for yourself...which i consider the real true love would outweigh any other so call true love ever.

So when you starts to love yourself more...you would obviously...think that you deserve better and obviously...you will jump ship when the opportunity arise..

Simple scenario, imagine you as a guy earns only enough to support your family and pay the monthly bills. Then you wife is working as a secretary for some rich boss. Well given the boss is rich and they see each other most of the time...probably more than you and your wife together....the boss can provide almost everything for your wife that you can and can't.

Sex, money and more money and obviously less work. This is like the perfect guy for every lady. why wouldn't she jump ship? why would she wanna stay with you and suffer with you? well she would during the first few years...but like i say after a couple of years....everyone would start to think for themselves and no one else..so...well..what can you say to your wife? you wanna stop her happiness or let her leave you?

If you really love her and if thats what she wants...you would probably let her go right? But if you really love her you would also want to be with her...and why would you wanna let her go?

Its like the world's greatest mystery...to let her leave you or to beg her to stay...for me i will not beg a girl who wants to leave to stay put with me and suffer....its probably for the better....

now see...its hard to build faith....even after marriage you will never know....no one can predict the future...you will only know whats at the end of the tunnel when you reach the end of the tunnel...but if you ain't going to take the risk of entering the tunnel...you will never be able to find out whats at the end of the freaking tunnel..

I am probably thinking marriage is like a tunnel? And if you are just too scared to get married you will never know if it will ever work out...but if you get married you might get to witness whats the end of the tunnel...and its a 50 percent probability that it might turn out to be either good or bad...so its really up to individual...

I mean...some people prefer certainty to uncertainty...well we could probably use the neuman-morganstern model to determine if you are risk averse, risk loving or risk nuetral.

Risk averse meaning...they prefer to not marry due to the fact that they don't want to live the life of uncertainty..

Risk loving meaning those who can't wait to get marry at the very instant...

Risk neutral meaning you are indifferent between marrying and not marrying....you can either marry and guy or a girl...and it doesn't matter to you....we call these jack of all trades...

I am thinking i am probably in between risk averse and loving. which the model doesn't really have a category for that...so...i am out of the model...a error term...outcast....

Oh well...is it then better to marry at an early age of a later age? thats another question for another day..

Degraded posting abilities

I have received comments that love has totally degraded the quality of my once irresponsible and wicked humor post....now its just all lovey dovey and plain irritating...

What can i say...marriage is the funeral of a guy's life! And falling in love is just a way to prepare for that long awaiting funeral.

Well if you think about it...everyone around you especially your relatives kinda hope you die young! every chinese new year they will be asking when are you getting married blah blah blah...in a way they are indirectly pushing to your death....the white funeral.

Actually i haven't got any of the above questions from any of my relatives....i wonder why...am i consider too young to get married in my family? well probably....but how come all my other friends have already receive their death statements?

Probably due to my baby face...i am always considered to be the young boy who is still a virgin....except to my mum...cause she knows i ain't a virgin....but then again...i can be a virgin in many other different ways...

i mean come on! seriously....you think its possible to even find a virgin in this country right now? well not to mention those underage...then again...even not all underage are virgin!!! I doubt i will ever find a virgin gf...well not that i really mind if she is a virgin...just that its pretty interesting to see how amateur a virgin would be..

I mean i don't really mind guiding my girl throughout the process...then again sometimes i would also pretty her to be in control....i can't be working out all the time....this is just unfair....how can 2 person be having fun and only one working? no way people! give the man a break!

Actually a girl doesn't really have to be a virgin to attain the above " amateur status" You might have done it before...but that doesn't really boost your experience level if you ain't doing it with the right person...if all you do is to lay there and do nothing then...i would say 10 years down the road you will still be a "virgin".. now the term "virgin" here refers to someone who ain't experience in sex...

But if you are experience try not to fake it...cause the moment you got rather high...the guy will know you ain't a "virgin" and it can be rather depressing! No one liked to be lied too...duh!

wait...i am seriously drifting here...i don't think i start out talking about virgins and sex...vittu...oh well...at least i ended with fun....now i am having a serious problem of choosing my title for this post....damn it...

The story of a guy and a hostess

A guy who have been struggling for years to understand whats true love have finally found it. After years of dating he is still looking for the question that forms the foundation of all relationship...Is he truly in love with the girl he is dating?

Every girl he has been with he ain't confirm whether he is really in love or not. It just seems as thou he is going through the entire dating cycle without really 100% know if he is in love.

The day finally came in a scenario least expect by everyone! The story goes....Its a boring day for the guy, thus decides to go drinking with a couple of friends at a new club. As the night drew closer he met this girl that he kinda liked and they chat. Well this girl ain't a ordinary girl, she is a hostess working at the club jobs to approach clients like that guy and well you can more or less expect the rest.

Initially it was just some harmless fun between the guy and the girl, nothing much going on...no love at first sight going on either...this is different from any hollywood love story.

However the plot doesn't drift that much, they did exchange numbers and since then the guy have been contacting the girl ever since. Well it ain't love just messaging for fun..like frens..

Well sadly or predictably the guy started to have some liking for the girl...but being rather skeptical about it since well...she is a hostess...nevertheless with lots of different situation that really drew them closer and closer.

It eventually pass the point of no return (PONR), that is the point where it will cause major heartache if they were to be seperated. The guy simply can't be at ease without seeing her or listening to her voice.

Yet the girl doesn't want the guy to hit the club as she doesn't want him to be constantly drinking just to see her...simply because alcohol ain't really that good for health.

Everything was going on smoothly...with a few friends trying to talk him out of this relationship as they see no future in it..the guy although fully understood his friends concern wanted to give it a shot. He even planned the entire future of them being together, down to the stage of the age to get married and the age of them having their first kid and after retirement where will they be going.

The guy had it all planned...and he realized this has never happen to him in his entire life. Never have him been so hardworking never have he plan anything further than what is he going to do next week....and never have he plan when he is going to get married and who is he going to spend his entire life with till the day he dies.

He was shocked...is he in love? is he finally in love? is this what love feels like? Everything seems to be like a mirror image of the movie pretty women except the guy ain't as rich and he doesn't lives in a hotel and of course the girl ain't a hooker...well at least thats what he thought at first...

Finally problems starts to happen...the guy begin to realize the girl might have been lying to him regarding where she is at certain point in time and starting to doubt if she really ain't lying when she claims she hasn't slept with any of her customers.

The day eventually came where the guy caught the girl in action...never been so devastated...he broke down in tears....a guy never cries unless he is in great pain...and he felt the pain...its the pain of your love one betraying you and the guy who have never been in love in his entire life have finally got to experience the greatest pain in human history.

Ironically, he wasn't mad at the girl...cause the girl finally came clean with him...telling him every part of her history and everything the guy wanted to know. From the huge immerse pain he is feeling, he realize he truly and is finally in love and he decides to forgive the girl for lying to him. Well this came to a huge surprise even to him as he never believes in giving other a second chance especially in terms of a relationship.

There hardly was a quarrel, the entire conversation ended with the girl asking the guy a rather simple question, " Would you still be able to love me as much as before?" Without hesitation the guy replied with a firm yes. He knows if he would to let it go at that point in time he will regret for the rest of his life. He is not going to let his first love go without even giving it a second try.

But all happy moments must eventually comes to an end....the girl is returning to her homeland and it will be a couple of weeks before they can meet up again.

To make things worst...yes you got it...problems between starts to arise once more. The guy has always been rather accurate with his instinct...whenever he starts visualizing certain scenarios of the girl doing something that she is not suppose to do...it came true...that whats happen previously. Thus as he experience the same instinct...immediately he hope he was wrong.

They were suppose to meet up on the day before she leave for country...but plans was scrapped as she wanted to do some last minute shopping with her sister. At first the guy didn't suspect a single thing but a series of lies finally got the guy suspecting.

On the night before she flies...he was waiting for her call so he could talk to her before she leave. Not wanting to sleep fearing he would miss any of her call...he waited from 1 till 5am...he tried calling but the phone was turn off....finally at 5.05am the phone got through..

The guy having been hurt once was slightly immune and start asking questions that have been bothering him for the past few days...well he finally got what he's been looking for..the truth..

The girl once again told him that she has been lying to him and she was out with another guy instead of her sister. Immediately the guy ask why...did she lied to him once again...does she knows how much the guy loves him and willing to sacrifice just to be with her?

The answer was simply...its because of money..she is doing it because of money..the guy went speechless...the day before she leaves the country he wasn't even able to spend the final few hours with her yet she is spending it with another guy who is probably richer than him.

The tremendous amount of sadness ironically didn't cause him to breakdown...his heart was shattered without any means of mending it...his worst nightmare came true...he was being betrayed by the same person twice...and its not just any person its his first true love....the love he have been looking for...the love that always eluded him and he so badly wants.

Having found it...he was betrayed by it not once by twice. The guy not knowing what to say laugh....and he then treated as if nothing have happen...but deep down he knows its over...he doesn't want to go through the pain and this path was too much for him to handle. The path of love he wanted so badly did not flow go through as smooth as he had expected.














Maybe he isn't ready for the love he have been looking for...not wanting the girl to be upset...he told her he ain't angry at all...he still loves her which he ain't lying but probably its not enough to save the relationship from crumbling. Its all over for him...he doesn't want to continue walking this very path that once brought him lots of happy moments and again pain.

The guy thou still bears a little hope of this relationship decides to call the girl and asked her if she had slept with the guy. Its a crucial overseas call for the guy as its either the beginning or ending of everything. The moment the call got through and was picked up...the guy realize he doesn't really wants to know if she had slept with the guy cause it doesn't matter to him anymore...instead he told the girl to take care of herself and bid her goodbye.

After that he decides to end this chapter of his life...and moving on with his next chapter....although the chapter ended with a disappointed it wasn't all that bad for the guy....at least he gets to know how is it like to be in love with someone. HE thus knows if he ain't able to love the next girl that comes into his life he will not start a chapter with her.


Not sure if this story is as touching as the previous few....Do leave your comments on this one...trying to push for a winner here!

Odds

Recently lots of people have been talking about marriage and who is probably going to be the first one to get laid....I mean the first one to get married. Well thus i have decided to set up a betting agency to let my brathers bet on who is going to be the lucky number 1 among us....!

Here goes the odds:

Ben Wong 0.2 well its obvious he is the closest to getting married so nothing much to say

Ben Lee 0.5 Both working both have pretty good prospect like the bottom one so its coming!

Youjie 0.5 Pretty strong too plus they are both working and finance able.

Darren 0.3 This one is kinda obvious too, this relationship have been dragging long enough its time for them to settle down! In a good way! don't keep us waiting!

Junwei 0.7 Well another one who is attached! Just realize both of them are working and this is a life updates on odds...it changes to market situation so its going DOWN! (GF still young)

Eddy 2.2 Not that I don't think he will ever make it but...well he is not attached now so obviously his chances would be lower right?

Binwen 0.9 Attached but...lots of unknown...but still pretty strong so odds are low don't wanna screw myself up in monetary sense!

Mak 0.9 I think he is attached but ain't know much about him...so odds would be higher still lower cause attached!

Vincent 0.9 another one who i know nothing about but attached so odds same as above.

Justin 0.9 Well i know his gf is not in singapore and not local other than that none...still attached and i am thinking its going on rather well...

Tommy 0.9 WAH this guy is attached man...lucky i realize it quick...if not i might put myself in more risk than i would have...thank god!

Beng 30 well you didn't see this wrongly its 30 i didn't miss the decimal. Well I am taking a huge gamble here but I hope i ain't wrong.


Jerry 20 Have been hanging out for quite some time so i could safely say its probably not anytime soon but still there is a chance that someone might pop up!

Andy 35 Well who else but to judge myself? I wouldn't put myself down but its still rather far fetch.

Han Tong 500 Here comes the greatest unknown...the only reason i dare to set such a high odds is due to the reason that no one would ever know when he is going to get married.

Well as you would notice that those that are attached have the odds of less than one so by betting on them you only win by a fraction.

And depending on their individual relationship statues and well on my own judgment on whose going to get laid first...thats how i came out with my odds...yes its my own personal far from professional judgment...and the betting are open to all the above names so please sms in your choices and amount thanks!

there is a combinations thou, if you choose all the last 3 you get a multiplier of times 3. That is if you choose like e.g. beng follow by jerry follow by andy or in any sequence that you think might be the winner. your odds would be the sum of all 3 odds times 3! Obviously i know it will never happen! hahaa!

How can a guy tell if he is in love!

Many guys including me ain't sure if they are really in love...or is it just pure lust?

Well thank god i have finally devise a plan or way to help differentiate between love and lust...its really simple....but it took me couple of minutes thinking about it...and i hope it will do the world some good...so less women would be trick into a relationship and end up...the guy didn't really love her in the very first place...

The technique goes by asking yourself a couple of the questions below:

After making out with the girl...do you love her and think of her as much as how you would before sex? well if you do...then most probably you really are in love with the person ( not necessary applying to only straight guy).

If immediately after sex...you realize you feel disgusted, sick, don't feel like hugging her don't feel like continue kissing blah blah blah (you get the idea)...well 200% you just vittu a piece of meat.

And i would seriously...say you ain't in love with the girl and its pure lust!

Well if you do not believe in pre-marital sex or in other words you can't get the girl to sleep with you....you can try wanking...it more or less produce the same effect...no problem..

You don't even have to think of her when you wank...you just wanna go through the process of wanking or instead attaining the results from wanking..

So after you masturbate...do ask yourself the first question again....if you still love her as much as you did before you grab your dick...then i would say...congratulations to you...you are in love..

However after you wank...you just wanna go and sleep and totally got the girl out of your head...or wanting to continue watching tv or surfing the net...then i would say....90% you are no really in love.

Well if you are those who happen to think you are in the middle of both love and lust...it simply means the relationship can either go 2 ways....duh! either love or lust...

Well...but according to statistic...it will always move towards lust...in the long run....in the short run it might turn to love...but in the long run with choices being flexible (meaning lots of other girls available) it will eventually turn towards lust and you would wanna end the relationship..

You might be thinking whats with this fixed and flexible choices...well here goes...in the short run...you probably only have this one girl who you thought you are in love with...thats because there isn't any other girls available to you....because its not really possible that in all scenarios..that you would have tons of girls being there for you to choose from...its possible but chances are slim...and when you only have just one girl to choose from...well naturally you would think you love her lots..

But in the long run...with more girls coming into your life...more choices will also tend to be available...this is when you start to doubt your love...and this is also when the feelings turn towards lust and eventually...lust wouldn't help hold a relationship long enough to last....and this in turn cause a breakup..

So...if you are the sort of guy who is in the middle...then...good luck to you...if you are confident you choices are flexible even in the short run...then you might be in luck of finding true love!