Thats LIFE in mathematics

Damn... i did 50 push up and I felt i just completed Army half marathon 3 times! vittu! this sucks...now how am i suppose to carry my wife like this? at these rate i will have a marry a girl who is severely underweight to fulfil my dream of carrying my wife on her wedding night without much difficulties...

But underweight? thats impossible...the last thing i would want is a girl who is so skinny that... i rather sleep with a broomstick...damn! must train harder....harder!!....okie maybe 50 today 51 tomorrow...and so on and so forth...good idea isn't it...it wil probably take me a life time before i can even carry myself...but...argh...its too tired...i need to sleep now...

Anyway it seems like i just came back from a holiday trip with my brathers...to the sunny island singapore and now i have return home to the sunny island singapore...erm...whats the difference? i think its the people we once hangout with thats the diff!

Bing with the sisters...kinda make us feel as if...we are having holidays in our own country..isn't that cool...but...don't be misleaded about saving money since we are only travelling in our own country...no no no...infact..its kinda cost me and my brathers quite a pinch in our pocket...well...i don't really know where did all the money gone too...maybe i dropped some...but....the most important thing is...i have neevr regret spending any of my beloved money that parted with me and mostly into the taxi drivers pocket...but...still i kinda enjoyed it..

So now like every singaporeans...the returning of the holiday bring about a syndrome that i would like post holiday syndrome...its nothing much really you won't die from it...and you will most probably recover in a few days for some or few weeks less tahn a month for those who take a long period of time.

Still its not a very enjoyable period to go through...flash back of what you did..during the holdiays huant you every night when you go to bed especially when you had so much fun. It weird cause its the first time...Someone left me and cause saddes in my life...i mean left as in...they are still alive just that i probably will never get to see them again...just like jerry said its like a fairytale...who would have guess that on so many occassions that we go sentosa for fun...we would meet up with some caucasians and befriends with them?

Comeoe!! i mean we have been to sentosa like coutless time...with each occassion encompass the thought of knowing some babes from the bitch...(sorry i mean beach)and then...have fun together...(not neccesary sex, but just fun...PURE friendship. BUT even thought we always have that hope within us...it never did came treu till that day... i mean seriously...its like buying lottery(4-D) for years and suddenly you strike first prize...yes...its like that kinda feeling. It does bring you joy but after you finishing spending your earnings...life kinda returns to how its like...

You now tend to have greater hope because hey...you did strike it once! now with greater hope comes greater disappointment...but if you are afraid to even try...then you will have tons of hope but not a single chances...but now...you might even take a longer time to strike the prize...or worst you may neevr hit jackpot ever again.. the previous time might be the only time you strike something big...

So...now my brathers and i...do have high hopes in our next sentosa trip...however..i do believe it will be another fruitless trip....cause we kinda lose interest in...the snobbish local girls(wait...we neevr had interets in them before)...but being with the finns kinda raise our standards a little...afetr trying something bit special...you wouldn't want to go back to the normal material local girl...you get what i mean? it really doesn't matter if you don't! cause i don't really need to answer to you.

Anwyay...its going to be fruitless trip...the next time and the next next time and the next next next time...well its like a geometric progression...to infinity...so you kinda just take out the common factor with is next time then it will be, next time[1 + next + next² +....] thus the progression withtin the bracket would end up being 1/(1-next), however with another assumption of next - 1 would be = to a previous, thus next = previous + 1. By substituting it into the original fomula. it would be, next time[ 1/(1-(previous+1))], to simplify the whole thing it will be, next time[1/previous], thus the final formula would be, (next time/previous).

Base on the formula it means the summation of all our failed attempts in sentosa to infinity would be the next time divided by the previous time. its a pretty easy formula. but bare in mind...its only a simple asumption...so with life...due to many unforseeable factors like...when you pray to god...he/she will listen to your and might alter your life abit...so if things like that happen...we must then alter the formula as per situation basis.

To some you might be wondering...why is previous + 1 = next...and my reply is...hey its my post...vittu you...if you don't like it...some out with your own vitun theory...so don't vitun question my theory and formulas if you don't vitun like it then don't vitun read it...and don't vitun complain about it...other then that...i wish you all had a great time reading this vitun post.

The difference

well... i was thinking and brainstorming about whats this thing that i am feeling when i am with alex that i didn't get with local girls...

Well i thought it was the height...the looks...the eyes or how other view us when we are holding hands...erm...nah its none of the above...

its not that superficial...its something else...something that i didn't get from girls i dated before...

Anyway i kinda figure it out on the last day alex was in singapore...by the way she already left...so does our relationship...anyway...alex is probably the ONLY girl that i didn't recieve crap from! The only girl i didn't get tantrums from!

well you can say that...maybe I didn't spend enough time with her!...well...maybe..but i once know this girl like 1 week and guess what i recieve more crap than i recieve in a day as compare to 2 weeks with alex..yup.....statisics are true!

well i won't say all the girls are full of crap!!...sharon isn't one of them...wait...maybe sometimes she is...but i was pretty full of crap myself that time...so we kinda call it quits or at least i call it quits...but whatever it doesn't really matter now.

Oh by the way jerry was like...saying its good that i broke of with sharon or else...i would have broken more cupboards during army...and yah...thats all..

back to where i was...okie...so i was saying i didn't get the feeling that alex was in a bad mood or she is being unreasonable or anything like that...its like she didn't need or expect em to pamper her everynow and then...like most local girls would have expected...

I eman i bet all girls wants that...but she didn't show it to me that strongly...and guess what that makes me wanna pamper her and love her even more..!! so its kinda like...the more u wan something the more you ain't gonnna get it!

Anyway this whole thing just reminds me of singaporean vitun dog...that is totally unresonable...okie bad mood now...night

Small dick big ambitions

The world is so big yet my dick is so small! what can i do? too many cunts to do...too many nips to suck!! argh!!!

Argh this is not right... i will never be able to fufil my destiny.!!!

Okie...i just need to type something out...it doesn't mean i am dirty...I am just saying what all guys are thinking..

Well i am attach but...well might or will break up soon...naturally...I can't go against the forces of nature!! that is breaking up with my finland girlfriend....the continents are pulling us apart...so i guess i will have to find another replacement...probably not a caucasians...i mean i won't get lucky all the time...it might be only onces in a lifetime! damn! vittu!

But...well...i kinda lost interest in local girls...i didn't even stammer when i speak to kate just now...my heart didn't even bit a single beat faster...well...i don't find myself lame anymore...i guess...i don't really have anymore feelings for her....its all being focus on a single girl at the moment...the magnetic field around her is kinda at its peak right now...but the further she goes the weaker it becomes and soon it will start to diversify around all the diff girls again...

But in the mean time..kate as no effect on me!

Actually it might not be that i have no interest in local girl...it might just be they have no interest in me...due to my pimple face!! well not that caucasian doesn't care about pimple face... i think they do...but...well...maybe i am just new to them...who knows...locals think i am just an average andy...nothing special...not funny...not goodlooking...blah blah blah...just like anyone that walk the streets of orchard...nothing special!

So..till i kinda got myself special...i think local girls will not be attracted to me as yet...

Don't worry...one day my dick will grow up and fit into the world!

The answer everyone wants to know! HERE it is

hail by popular demand...."how did you and alex started?"

Well since its the question everyone wants to know...i just briefly touch on it...its really simple.

She looked at me and i looked at her and i inches forward bit by bit and then our lips lock...and...then...we are together...its just as simple as that....does that satisfy your doubt? hope it did....

I am glad i satisfy your unsatisfying doubt.....moi moi, vittu

Oh...so so so so...actually there is more...then the next day i asked her...are we together...and she said...she don't know and she asked me...do i wanna be together and i said...YES...okie thats how it really begining...But the kisses kinda...well...speed up the processs...thats all...

They call my lips the catalyst! it speed up process!

THE kusipaa SONG

Ysterday i said a departure of on kusipaa will give birth to another one...so i came out up with song for kids...its call the kusipaa song.

1 little 2 little 3 little kusipaa, 4 little 5 little 6 little kusipaa, 7 little 8 little 9 little kusipaa, 10 little kusipaa born!

Teach your friends this song...make it into a nursery ryhmes that all kids this generation will know how to sing...we can sing it when we watch van nistelrooy play on TV..or when we watch netherlands match during the euro 2008.

you must be wondering...why 10? the whole football squad playing on field is 11...well one of them happen to be a arsenal player...just keep that in mind.

Now lets sing it together!!!! 1 LITTLE 2 LITTLE 3 LITTLE KUSIPAA! 4 LITTLE 5 LITTLE 6 LITTLE KUSIPAA! 7 LITTLE 8 LITTLE 9 LITTLE KUSIPAA! 10 LITTLE KUSIPAA BORN!

Chain sms.....or whatever

I recieved a chain sms today...from one of my brather...well he kinda met an accident so...it kinda made him bit superstitious but i won't blame him..

However i start another chain sms...but wonder if anyone started sending...its goes like this...

Last year a guy didn't have sex for the rest of his life, because he didn't send this sms out. Send this to 69 people on your phone or else you will have to masturbate for the rest of your life. If you don't have 69 (exlcuding me) people on your phone..then you are just destiny to use your hand!

Well i kinda modified it by bit cause i don't remember whats the original one...well if your happen to reiceve any sms like this...well just remember its by me! Hades the great...wanker!

The death of 1 kusipaa give birth to another kusipaa

Well my gf told me that...there is this song about...kusipaa(asshole) in finland..

Its goes something like...in this world there will be an never ending inflow of kusipaa...when one kusipaa dies another one will be born...so its rather depressing song...but i like that theory..

It kinda makes sense too...i mean...when one chee hou left another chee hou comes along..its pretty much the same theory..

You never know whats happening in this world....one kusipaa might die in singapore while another one might be born in netherlands the land of the dumb...actually it would make more sense...to put it as...one kusipaa dies in singapore and 5 more kusipaa is born in netherlands..the land of the never world.

well you must be wondering why...netherlands...seriously...its nothing much...just that when i was at MOS for the very first time with my finnish Girlfriend dancing. This dutch guy thinking he is one class above us..decided to approach my lovely girlfriend asking her...what the vitun are you doing with asian guys.

No seriously at first i thought he was just trying to pick my gf up and i am alright with it...but then...jerry heard him saying the above insulting phrase in my vitun country..that kinda start my engine moving...my legs begin to walk towards the target...i did encounter some resistances as my girlfriend tried to hold me back...but with my V12 power engine...i was determine that nothing is going to hold me back as i approach the fusker!

I stop right infront of him...face to face and asked him..."DO YOU HAVE A VITUN PROBLEM WITH ASIAN PEOPLE?" well he kinda got scared and all saying oh...no no...i love asian people i practically live with them...then he asked if i am singaporeans and said he loves singaporean...well i don't know but...he better love singapore...i wouldn't call myself patriotic and all...but thou shall not insult asian people in my country...in this country i am the king and you are a just a vitun immigrant..and sad to say i can't literally squash you like a bug with my index finger.

I don't give a damn how big your country is...or how much space cake you sell in your city...but over here..we have no space cake...but we got a government who would strike on almost anything that oppose them...and we are proud of it!

Back to where i was...then...ultimately i didn't punch him..because we are civilise non racist people...(except for some bangla jokes, but ulitmately we ain't racist people) so...his legs wasn't broken at all neither did we stuff chili into his mouth...we let him go safe and sound...

Oh lastly he said he was just curious why a westerner will end up with a asian ...then that got me thinking...why can't a westerner be with an asian? are we one class below you? are we not of the same class?

DOes he think we asians are poor people who are destine to be their slaves? does he want war? even thou..we might not be as rich as them...does that mean we cannot be together? does that mean they should rule over us? are we not human? Do they consider us animals?

I don't really know how am i suppose to reply his curiousity mind...except for the word vittu! and probably he should go home...lie on his bed...and wank himself till he bleed to death.

But with such a dumb mind...i really do not know how he will live to view the sunrise any much longer...i could pretty much foresee the end of his life will come no too long from now.

Lets put how hands together and pray that day comes quickly...." dear lord zeus please bless us in our prayers and you blast the guy who made stupid remarks as he doesn't deserve to live in this cruel world where all race are consider of the same class..widely being called homosapiens." ah man.

Now first time in MOS and i had a bad experience...what can i say? should i not go MOS again? nah...i shall not be such petty...i should still visit it...but maybe i will go there not as often as i plan i should.

Anyway...back to the kusipaa topic...so i am open for discussion...what do you think of the dutch guy? don't give me comments like...comeon he is only one dutch guy from netherlands and you don't have the world country...well i didn't really condemn the whole country..i just said there should be more kusipaa being born there as comapared to singapore...its not a wrong statement.

Only give comments about how much you think that dutch guy is a kusipaa..but i doubt many of you will read this post cause its too long...i wouldn't read it...but if you happen to last till the end...do give comments.

vittu

I am so sick and tired of people making use of me!! do i look like someone you can make use of just because i am nice to you? vittu you!!

If you don't even intend to be my friend...but thinking since i am there you can make use of when you are bored or when you need things to be done...then go vittu youself...

i mean i am okie if you meet me when you are bored...i am okie with that...because thats what friends do...even if bestest friends does that....

But does it mean by being a nice guy...you can always ask me to do things without even feeling guilty? vittu vittu vittu...nvm...I have nothing else to say anyway..

sexercise

sexercise the new form of exercise...it encompass both the mind and the body...its pretty good for people who wants to build up their stamina for IPPT...no joke...however you can do it for more than 3 times in a day or...welll...lets just say something bad might happen to...some parts of your organs..

Anyway...it is being reccomend as the only form of exercise that will ultimately satisfy someone after the entire process.

Well but seroiusly i haven't try sexercise for a period of time already...so...hope i am not rusty when i am finally doing it...

Lets talk about the advantages of sexercise...it clears your mind and make your focus on only one part of you body...and...trains your back mucsles...depending on the positions you are in...it trains your...abs...making it tigther...and its helps you relieve stress...in both your head..

Its like not having done it for quite some time...well...there bound to be certain amount of pressure building up...in the head...so...yah...the finally results might be a totaly release...but...who am i to comment about the stress level..i ain't some expert.

So with so many perks...all girls should...try more sexercise....why am i not asking the guy to practice it? well...simple..because with demand it comes supply....with more girls demanding sexercise...the supply will naturally come to satisfy the demand and eventually equilibrium will be met.....understood? good!

Why am i talking about all this nonsense? i ain't that horny....i shouldn't be encouraging alL THIS things...who knows..kids might be reading my bulletin...i can't type crap and send the wrong messages to these kids...

Kids don't do those things i said above...instead go to your dad and tell him if he doesn't give you more allowance you are going to point your middle finger at him and beat the shit out of him...now go! oh...this only apply to kids below the age of 10. anything older than that...well...it might not turn out cute and well you might...end up in a orphanage...

So kids above the age of 10 below 11 you can try wanking since you ain't old enough to practice sexercise yet. goodluck..if you need help..ask you dad...i mean..parents will always be there for you even when you can't seems to get anything out of your head..who knows they may even hire you a tutor...i mean its so popular these days...

ciao.fuskers~!!

Dream job.

Well well...who doesn't wanna work as what they enjoy most....but the problem is...when one doesn't know what he enjoy doing most...i mean for most guys it might be sex...but that doesn't mean you can work as a sex worker...or else the entire singapore will be filled with overwhelming supply of male sex worker...and with exccess supply and limited demand...we will become cheap labour...worst still cheap sex worker....in other words cheap sex slaves....damn!

So i was saying...when you do not know what you enjoy most beside sex...you will only have to work like the rest of everyone else...slog for those minimium salary being paid to us singaporeans..

After working in a finance company for quite some time...i realise...this isn't what i wanna do...i don't enjoying approving people's loan... i don't enjoy calculating risk...i don't enjoy doing what they are doing at all...so if i don't enjoy what i might be doing in the future...how am i suppose to be successful in it...and eventually get vitun rich by doing it? damn! vittu!

Anyway i still have 2 years to ponder over this question i have been pondering ever since i know how to wank myself....SO...the ultimate question is....how many times do you wank in a day?

Oh...since i have 2 years...maybe i should enjoy myself instead of thinking of all these adult stuff....my gf is like 17...but she doens't look or behave like 17 but she is 17...its really weird..althought sub-consciously i know she is 17...but when i am out with her...i feel as if she is almost the same age as me...or if not just bit younger like 19. well if you think about it...19 and 17...nah...not much diff...but then again...17 and 15 is only 2 years of diff too....nah...i am thinking too much...

But leaving the age apart..i think we are pretty compatible...both of us dont talk much...so most of the time when we go out...we just don't talk at all...how cool is that...well since we kiss...i guess its letting the mouth do the talking...erm...

let see what else can i talk about?...oh...i have decided not to do exerice no more!!! i will be converting to sexercise! bye

Paraniod.....deadly

She vitun hates me! well...i thought she likes me and was happy with me but she vitun hates me...yes this is like the worst case scenario that can happen to me now.

imagine alex would just tell me she was just kidding with me in fact she vitun hates me! oh my god...it would be like the end of the world...i mean i gave her all my saliva and kiss...and hugs and all..oh...and my love!! erm...am i in love i ain't sure...but its like 99.99% sure...i mean its the first time after so long that i actually feel energize about buying gifts to pamper a girl...i thought i totally lost that kinda feeling after i broke up with sharon...she totally revitalize me...reinject life into my old boring lazy life..yeap thats it..

Well but since she is like my first caucasian girlfriend...erm...i am kinda paraniod...and i think i am over paraniod..well...i guess i am just a vitun insecure singapore chinese guy...who isn't from china. But...what i mean is...i am vitun insecure...i keep thinking she might be just playing with me..i mean i don't really mind if she is playing with me...but...what i do mind is that...she makes fun of me...i wouldn't like me egot o be bruise especially after it has been elevate to such high heights by her..

Come one...if a caucasian says she thinks you are cute and you have nice eyes and nice build...and she say she likes you..well...no matter who you are your ego will be vitun high...well thats how my ego is right now...

I wouldn't want it to be crush and fall from such tall heights...such a fall would be life threatening....no worries i will not commit suicide over any girl...just...yah..its life threatening..

Anyway its pretty interesting that i add another milestone to my blank piece of paper call life.. i had a pretty girl as my first gf...then blah blah blah and now i got a 2 weeks caucasian gf...well...that is if we broke up right after she return to her country...who knows we might never breakup...but..yah its cool..

Look at those envy eyes of those passerby...you will know...how great i felt...damn...i would just say vitun good...i didn't expect my life could be this interesting...erm...well...who knows...every dog get a chance...and this time...this wholesome dick got his fill.

Ultimately its about love...yes...love is in the air...right now...what am i gonna do after she left me? anyway i should probably take more pics of us together go out more on date and intro her to all my friends...so...well...its cool....but long distance relationship wouldn't work for me...i ain't that loyal and i get horny pretty easily...which is...well i would say not my fault...it runs in the family...the horniess regardless of your vitun age!

Last thing does the girl panty line attracts you? gets you horny and stuff? its really a question to be pondering over...and over again...well it sure does gets me up and standing...so..i guess its one way t get me into the mood...wonder why...

Terminator 4 - THE RISE OF THE DICKS

The latest hollywood porn buster to hit the shelves! Terminator 4 - THE RISE OF THE DICKS!

The story is the future guys can no longer stand...errect...and women uses cyborgs to satisfy themselves...however..a scientist figure out that the root of the problem is due to the overdosage of drugs like viagra....and men lose it power to erect due to being over dependent on those drugs..

Thus in order to save man's dick...and mankind...he created a cyborg and send him back to the past to destroy the origins of the drugs and also to seduce all the guys who use them...so they can errect naturally witout the dosage of drugs...

Thus..a drop dead gorgeous cyborg was created with enormous boobs and perky butt with the most powerful power legs...and sweetest cunt...erm...okie this story is rated R (read only when you are interested regardless of age)...where was i..oh yah...there is goes by the name of vitunator! (english translation fuskanator/virginator)

Her mission is to destory the drugs....but more importantly..the rise of the dicks!....now i dun really know what to type...

well thats basically the outline of the whole movie....its deffinately better than lord of the g-string!

i give it 3 out of 5 stars! THE RISE OF THE DICKS will deffinately give you some reaction....and it will cause the rise of your dick!

ciao...happy masturbating!~

figures vs. looks which will you choose!!

Figure or looks...which is better which has better satisfaction and which will last?

Seriously its a qesustion worthy of debating..lets look at both sides..

Figure provide the sense of touch and...sqeeuze....while Looks provide the sense of sight and...erm....thats all..

So its kinda...the same...so which one can last longer? well for figure over the years....her figure might shag...you know what are the areas.. As for looks...erm...over the years...her face might also shag...and wrinkles all turn up..so...well so...yah...its pretty much the same.

Ok but there is a slight difference thou...on the bed versus everyday life.. (anyway all these are base on an assumption that you only possess one of the criteria).

Like i say...for looks...your sense of sight will be satisfy the whole day till...the lights is turn off....and as for figure..your sense of touch is satisfy only when the lights is turn off...so...its really duration of light off versus light on..

If you both don't see each other in the day...then...obviously your duration for light on is kinda short and your light off duration would be longer..thus you might as well go for figure..cause it makes sense if Ceteris Paribus that you should go for the one that provides you with longer satisfaction hours..

However...there are also external factors...for example...guys who can't really do it in bed...might prefer the looks factor...cause he can't DO it...so there isn;t a point...or some guys just love doing it...regardless of how she look likes..so these kind guys really are suitable for the figure factor...

And guys who say they go for the characters of the girl.....well these type of guys...don't deserve anything cause obviously they are lying throught their teeth..( liars!!!) or maybe they mean numerical characters of the Vital satistic...erm...now that makes sense...then i shall group them under the figure category.

here there are only 2 options to choose from...but...like all theory...its only a theory....in reality...there are lots of other factors affecting the overall judgement and turn out its not only these 2 options

A life full of regrets

Have you ever regret buying something? it never happen to me before...i have never regret buying something...i regret buying almost everything i own...yes...its that bad..

I took over my kusipaa dad trait....that is buying stuff on impulse and totally regret after that...example would be the t-shirt i bought in japan and wearing today...its one size to big and the sleeves seems to be defect...and even worst i pay lots of money for this piece of defective goods! damn!!

Another example would be...erm...the jeans i am wearing today...althought i like the design on it but i think it doens't really suit me very well...infact i look weird doesn't gives me the confidence i lack badly...so...bad buy again..and yes again i am regretting it...

Anyway i have determine not to let this regretful action continue...cause i do not want to live a life full or regrets but to leave a life full of regrets...

Oh..my guy fren said i am hot..cause after meeting me he kinda got a fever...erm..well...i don't really know if i should really be happy...i mean...its nice to be hot...but to guys...welll....even if he doens't mean hot in a hot way...but hot in a hot fever wait....anyway...whatever...i am hot only when i am full of confidence and that is when i wear shirts that are not bought by me...or rather buy other people...like gifts from my friends and my beloved ex-gf...yeap yeap...

those are the stuff i treasure lots and i totally feel comfortable wearing them....and....i have nothing much to say...

Who wants a piece of me? oh yah...so short guys like me can't date tall girls right? i mean...would girls wanna date a shorter guy? who knows...actually i think its all about charm not much of height...erm...yes charm..use your charm...be the charm ones....charm the tall girls...

by the way...girls with nice figure are a good catch and its not just a figure of speech i mean it!!...but...girls with good figures and bad looks...are so so much of a catch...which shall it be....figure or looks?

The 4 T

why do i keep hearing the name sharon everywhere i go...gosh...this is too much to handle...

Is it a sign by whoever is up there that sharon is the one?

I thought its just a matter of time..till i have a hundred reason not to think about you. But its juts not so...after all these time...i still can't let go..i still got your face painted on my heart...burn into my soul....edge into my memory..your kiss still burning on muy lips...touch of your finger tips...so deep inside me...

That is how i feel everytime i think back...yeap yeap...what can i say...give me a sign!! should i jeapordize my frenship with the finnish sister and start wooing her? i am so confuse...wait...thats another post...damn...i am confuse by my own heart.... so it is sharon or alex...who is it? wait..or is it kate...or is it cassandra?

Okie now i have like 4 targerts, a girl whom i treasure my frienship with, my ex-gf who I still miss, A colleague whom i can't be myself when with her...or a girl at work whom i never even talk to before...or maybe i said sorry to her once for blocking her way...thats it..

So these are the 4 targets...which one shall it be..shall i focus my investment or diversify?....given the current market...it would be a better choice to diversify my investment...it will just yeild a higher gain or i could minimize my loss...yeah...i think that would be it...minimize losss and reap a higher than average gain from the 4T. yah thats what i wil call them...4T

U=4t+c where U is Satisfaction and c is cum...yeah...thats how it will be!! well done soldier....vittun vittu...( it means fusking fusk)

Feelings development

just watched pirates of the caribbean and.....i have totally nothing ot comment on it.. if you want to know if the movie is worth your time...i wouldn't know...i ain't a vittun critic....and i won't give you my opinion cause i don't really like to influence others....ultimately...i didnt ask you to watch the movie just because i think its nice and everyone should watch it! I did not influence anyone!

Okie now i am going to say what i really wanna say...that is i watched movie with the sisters and....friends....jerry and brenz...(bin)..but the main thing is...damn..i felt something when i was sitting beside alex...its like...something...either i got too tired and cause me to not think straight or....i really did felt something...chemistry is developing and thats really really bad...what if she totally shun me when i starts to develope feeling...oh anyway alex is a girl...i ain't developing that kinda reaction...its a straigh reaction althought i said i wasn't thinking straight...but damn it...you know what i mean..

BAck to the story...i was sitting beside her...with the both of us...erm...leaning our side...my left her right...its like our face was pretty close..but not that close till its touching...okie it not really that close...but...i suddenly feel a sign within me saying...turn your head away from the screen and kiss her....Its not becos the movie isnt nice...and again i didn't said the movie suck nor said it is nice...did not influence anyone...

So the feeling or sign was really strong...but...there is kinda like a counter feeling telling me..if i were to do that...i would end up like those other horny guys...who just know them so they could sleep with them...but thats not me..i mean i am like that to other girls...but not these girls...they are like a friend to me...what the vittu am i feeling? damn it...vittu! oh i really got use to the hang of saying vittu instead of fusk...its pretty cool..but thats not the point...the point is...is the friendshiop going to end because of my moment of folly? erm...who knows...i ain't god...even buffet can't predict the future..

So so...i shall not do anything and remain as friends til...they leave for finland and i presume by then the feeling would be gone...oh...one more thing that is holding me back is...she so much taller than me..plus..she once said...the she will never go out with a guy shorter than her..it will make her look weird...so...yes i am a dawrf...and i can't date finland girls cause they are taller than me...vitt!

So so so so so so so so so so so....i will just end here nothing much to talk about...kate where are you and there is a girl name cassandra phua at my work place whom i think has her own attractive side too...

Latest test...to prove a theory

The potential of "THE CANNON"...yeah yeah you guys must be wondering what the vittu is the cannon...well its the thing you piss from.. thats the bloody cannon.

Anyway my friends had this theory about the cannon's potential...on the distance it will be able to shoot given enough rest and store its ammunition...well in lame man terms it will simply mean...that by not masturbating for like 6 days...in a row...and when you finally masturbate...your cum might be able to hit the celling...

Well its not a proven theory yet....but...i am rendering test to find out if the theory really is true...i mean...there is really lots of complications like newton's law of motion and gravity...

You know those potential converting to kinectic enegery theories...i ain't going to elaborate on it...cause i am not sure how it works...but it got to have something to do it with..

Anyway what i need now are test subjects...volunteers who are willing to render test with me...not..masturbating at the same time...i mean...do the test...but not together...you know what i mean...and i am not going to pay.... because i can't do it all by myself it will take a whole lot of time...too long...i need fast results!!

So...i need someone to do 6 days...7 days all the way till a month and we will do comaprison to determine the distance and velocity of the cannon...so people...watch out for the test once it is done...anyway i think it will never be done...so vittu sa alll!!

The law of dinimishing.....

The law of diminishing returns states that the more you produce something..the less productive you are...its kinda like the human body...or at least the guys body...the more cum you produce you will realise it is being produce at a decrease rate.

The same lay applies to a relationship...the longer you spent with a girl...the less satisfaction you will get from her.. it got to be true i mean these people got nobel prize for all these theory they came out with.

Anyway if you were to use common sense..it really make sense...its like when you first know the girl...you will experience some amount of satisfaction at an increasing rate...however at this stage..you both have not really get intimate yet...as in holding hands kiss and all..

Then once you guys started kissing...the satisfaction level will increase at an increasing rate..with every kissess and touch...or petting you may call it you will experience more and more satisfaction.

However once she finally gave you her body...well...its still is pretty satisfying for the first few times...but the curve starts to get flatter by each time you guys do it. eventually it will increase at a decreasing rate...the satisfaction level that it...

When these happen..well the couple got to find things to add into the relationship to spice it up or what i call to resurrect it.. bring the relationship back to the begining where the curve was steep and satisfaction level is increasing at an increasing rate. meaning every touch or kiss makes you feel as if its your first time kissing..

Nevertheless its impossible...in reality...because you will never be able to feel as though you are kissing for the first time when you had al ready kiss and stick your tongue into that mouth a billion times...so...theory is just theory...but the diminishing rule does still apply

Sparks in the offices!

I keep having sparks in the office...well its not sparks as in BGR...but sparks as in static...whenever i touch some metal stuff...i keep getting sting...damn...althought it doesn't really hurt but...its just feels uncomfortable...Damn it i just got stung again! vittu!

Anyway thats not important...today i manage to spend some quality time with kate ever since i start work...damn! althought it isn't very long..but...hello!! at least its some time better than not seeing her at all...

But to my disappointment...I think when i am with her...i am not that funny as compare to when i am infront of other girls...my jokes...turn cool...as if..a hot soup being left out in the open for too long...it has lost all it funny notes...damn...

Its like i find myself being lame when i am talking to her...what am i suppose to do to turn myself back to normal...and be funny again...This is just not right...how am i able to make girls i have totally no interest in laugh yet i can't even put a smile on the girl i have interest in? vittu this is not right!

I might need to go for some meditation...so totally change my mindset...erm...actually i think...hypnotising would be a better option...then i can be funny infront of kate and get her to like me! how cool is that! i am so vittun smart!

I am getting the hang of swearing in finnish...its kinda cool...and classy...in some ways....vittu vittu vittu...how cool is that!

Oh kate...I hope you get to see my funny side soon...i am seriously not that cold and lame...in fact i am a guy who of...sparks! and...mojo and cum!...erm....anyway...just hope kate will see the light soon..so we can be together forever...yeah right...thats gross..

Actually...i don't really want her to be my gf...but...well...i don't really mind she being my gf too...what do i really want? i seriously have no idea...well...maybe...her as my sister? elder sister it have to be since age doesn't really permit me to be the older one beside i don't really need a younger sister since i already have one at home. older sister seems cooller! the more the merrier! yeah...first step...get her number....second step sms her everyday...third step...ask her to be my sister...(taken from the book 3 easy step to get kate)

I hope this book works for me..its seems pretty easy according to the book...oh the author is like me myself...so it should work...as long as i can get rid of my lameness and unfunny character out whenever i talk to kate....the 3 easy step would really be easy to follow...wish me luck...vittu out!

Econs theory ( don't read if you are a girl)

Economics is all about common sense and whats common sense? its a sense that even the common people know....its like the kinda sense where you don't have to have a PHD to know...

for example its common sense that after you ejaculate you will feel tired..therefore i don't have to be PHD in ejaculation to realise that i will feel tired after that tedious process..

My point is economics can be linked to our everyday life...from picking up girls to picking up girls...

Lets pick a scenario..and lets say there are 2 girls A and B. And then you have your budget line which is your...time, money and sperm. you budget line (BL) is kinda like your contraint and also like the market value of both girl A and B...and on top of your BL you will have your utlity curve of which simply means..your satisfaction level of consuming both girl A and B.

And let say if your ultity curve happens to be steeper than your BL it simply means in econs that you value the marginal value of girl A more than the market value of girl A thus you will consume more of Girl A and less of Girl B.

To put it in our terms.. it simply means..that the market which is your friends thinks girl A is okie...but because girl A can satisfy you so well as compared to girl B her marginal value is higher thus...regardless of what your friends think you prefer to consume more of girl A than B.

It simply means satisfaction is kinda more important than looks...but what kinda of satisfaction differs from individual..i am only giving a general explaination.

Now as you become richer or better looking...simply better off...your BL starts to shift to the right where you now have more capacity to consume more of both Girl A and B. However, if with more capacity or lets call it real sperm( the sperm you use on this 2 girls doens't means you have to shoot in them..it can also means masturbation) you consume less of Girl A. It means Girl A is an inferior good...you only consume her because at that point in time because you figure out...with your abilities you can't get prettier girls.

However if with more real sperm..you now consume an equal increase of Girl A..it means she is a normal good.

Okie enough of econs i am kinda tired...and i have nothing more to talk about or i am too lazy to try to link them...thats it for now....Oh if you are a girl this is in no intention of being sexist...

OVERSEAS market

The rise and shine of the sun..has nothing got to do with what i am going to say...well...what am i going to say...

oh jerry was suggesting...maybe its time we move on from looking out for local girls and venture overseas...market in singapore is too small...and comptetitors are over crowding the market.

So its about time we move out of local market and venture into the european market.. we might be suitable for the market there...well maybe not our size...we will be like hobbits over at finlaand....thats not right...erm...i wouldn't want a giant as my gf too....damn..

But there are too many restrictions and constraints governing the local market...things like must at least have the looks...must be rich...and must be able to drive...blah blah blah...so yah...think outside this puny country i might be able to be better off...who knows...maybe they like asian guys like me...

Given the market condition in singapore now...well...the government is right...as SME (Small and Medium size penis Enterprise) we should move overseas to look for a brighter future. We need to learn how to fight with the MCN (Multi cock national).

Gaining more experience and overcome the size factor...well..we will be the pioneer batch in doing that kinda thing. I mean we are always train in being the pioneer...just like...during army...thats fusk shit.

Oh anyway...yes so..now jerry and i and maybe binwen is looking out for overseas market condition and environment as to pick out any potential company to buy into. keep you people update!

10.28a.m 7 JULY 2006

wow..i was badly hurt by the way sharon replied my message! damn!! i was saying..good morning and i meant no harm in messaging her...and she goes like eh....whatever....thats rude right?

I mean its not right for someone to be that rude...beside i wasn't totally a jerk when we were together last time...she did kiss other guys too...oh whatever..now i am hurt but i am determine to undo the unhappines between us...because after knowing the finnish sisters i realise is it possible to have friendship between male and females...yeap...

oh and i also realise after knowing the sisters...my inner fire kinda erm...how do to put it...extingush...yah thats right...its gone..i mean...i do not have that much hatred within me....well i do realise my post is getting bit weaker by day...

I typed like a teenage girl...i am not a college school girls but i typed like one...damn whats wrong with me...gosh!!.....i need help...wait....if hatred is the thing that push me to type my post...then...whats giving me motivate to type all this crap now? is it love or frienship? deffinately not sex cause i ain't getting any from anyone...neither am i horny...so...well...its a question to really ponder over and over again till i get the answer within myself...its call enlightment.

Damn.... I really like the feeling of sitting around in a room with all my best pals and just play...play what...i don't know just play...

POW a.k.a Problems Over at Workplace

Work is boring...and i kinda feel bad.. i mean...the guy who came in the same time as me is going to get sack and he didn't know about it...worst part is...its his last day today...how bad is that...damn...whats even worst i know about it but i aint suppose to tell it to him...like i am suppose to keep quiet about it...

well I mean he is trying very hard to fit into this job...but..i guess its just not good enough..like i say this society doens't work base on effort but...erm...results!

what should i do? damn...even thought i don't know him very well and sometime thinks he gives groundless comment but hey...he is still the guy i have been working with for like almost a week....now he is going to be sack without even knowing it till the last minute is kinda cruel...damn...

well good thing about it is...erm... a girl 2 years younger than me will be taking over him...but i think she is going to be ugly and deffinately not my kinda girl...i mean...luck is always not on my side...so...yah...deffinately got to be some fat ugly girl...either that or some super skinny nerdy girl that i have totally no interest in...damn!~!!

However if it do happen to be the type of girl i like and she is not attach...damn...i will be kinda happy the guy left....welll thats life...hope she has boobs of at least B+ small waist....perky perky butt...lusty legs...not too thin...and short hair or long...doesn't really matter...and her nose cannot be flat like mine...and preferbly look like a mix between chinese and caucasians...damn...i must be dreaming...aiyah...well...anything will do....but just don't give me someone i will really find it difficult to look at and work with....

Hope she is not those extreme material girl...cause then...it will be like way out too...oh...and hope she doesn't swear...like a lian...cause thats way over too...yah....if any girl like that would like fall for a guy like me...damn i will gladly be her slaves...lick lick.....

Looking behind your shoulders into your past!

Seriously...certain songs does bring you back to the old times...like whenever i listen to songs that were played on radio during my poly days...it reminds me of my days with sharon...actually it not only remind you....it literally...bring you back..those moments, those anxiety of meeting your gf...is all so vivid.

Can you imagine experience those feelings you had at that time now? it makes one feels younger...althought i am young..but it just make me feel like a teen again..gosh...i don't really know how i am going to explain that...Its like i would really love to go into more details but i just can't....its...erm..not only bring memories...it let you experience and feel it...

Thats the power of music...yah...kinda...so conclusion is after listening to those old songs...it really make me feel as sharon is the one for me...and...i really wanna make a u-turn drive back and graze on those green pasture again...provided that pasture hasn't been taken by other cow!

Sense of attachment

Is it really true that i communicate better with foreigners as compare to singaporeans?

Well it does appear so..since i am kinda hyper active talkative around the finnish's sisters...I don't know whether is it a good thing..but well...erm.. i wouldn't mind having the talent to converse freely with foreigners rather than local singas!

Why do i say that...well its not becos i dislike my own kinda...nor do i think its because foreigners are cool...its just because.... i get the feeling that if i were to talk to a singaporean...they will like...erm...ignore me...or...brush me off as someone who wanna pick them up and then they will scrutinise you from the top to the bottom to make sure you are good enough for them..before they reciprocate. yes...thats singas..

You must be thinking...nah...i am being stereotyping...well no i ain't...and i am talking about general girls in singapore...not all of them...oh yah...one more thing...althought the finnish sisters are rich...they don't act like spoilt biatch..throwing their tantrum whenever they like it...like some singas...damn! i really hate that man...

Its like i only made a comment about her..and she starts rattling off like i insulted her whole god freaking family! no i didnt...i just said what i though of her...and she push her red button firing all her missiles saying i ain't sensitive enough...not going to talk to me anymore...blah blah blah...you know...i don't even care...comeon...if you are looking for an apologize...you can go look for that word in a DICKTIONARY..because i am deffinately not going to say that to you! speak to my dick sloot! Crazy lady...no wonder she is a fusking vrigin..


Me insensitive...inconsiderate?... yeah right...yah...maybe i was inconsiderate for not painting you with cool nice comments saying how pretty and nice you are..blah blah blah...if you wanna hear that sorta comments...buy a recorder tape down all you wanna hear and keep playing it to yourself...biatch! damn!

Oh yah...i was also inconsiderate to not have satisfy your overwhelming thirst to get laid by me...sorry...but I can't force myself to do that kinda thing...to my own body...it will be too horrible for my p_niece to take it down there.

Ok enough of crazy girl...

Back to finnish...anyway i think i finally know whats true friendship about...seriously...i neevr even dream of sleeping with the finnish...no way...yes its true!!! i have never fantasize about them...nope...never got hard thinking of them...never wank myself after i meet up with them....nothing i am clean! weird isn't it....erm...so is this true friendship? if it is...i totally like that expeirence...cool...damn...i am addicted to the finnish's sister! they are like an hyper addictive drug...and once you are stuck with it you are stuck with it..

I totally don't feel like leaving whenever i meet up with them...even though i know...damn if i don't leave now..i will have to take a midnight cab home and it isn't going to be cheap...or if i don't leave now i will have lack of sleep and eventually die the next day at work! yeap yeap...even with all those thoughts up in my head..i still didn't leave them...because i can't bare to not be by their side talking to them...and asking question about each other...yes...thats how it is...damn!

Well they did say my eye's were attractive so..yah! well it kinda boost my ego by bit...well okie..more than a bit...by lots...i mean no way said i have nice cool eyes before...so yeap..its cool!...

So everytime i leave them..its feels like i am never going to see them again...and i don't want that to happen! i would love to be by their side everynow and then...its really fun...well...i guess its because...everything seeems new to us...its like a boy with new toy...

Thats how i am feeling now..i just wanna be with the toy more often then i am allowed to be....yeap..thats how it is....anyway binwen is being branded as a quiet and shy guy! no way people...and i am the talkative one...while jerry is the...erm...mature one? the one that thinks lots...like the brain of us 3...

To totlaly sum it up..it just mean i am the fun one...the rest are nice people.....

The finnish girls!

Oh my oh my oh my....damn it!! first try and its a bloody success!! well you must be wondering what i am talking about...well...simple...

I got to know 3 girls or 4 girls from sentosa beach! yeah...i know i know...i am good...well what can you say...i am good...actually...erm...i didn't really approach them...and nah they didn't approach us either...i will say its fate!

Story goes...we met 3 italian guys...yes yes...then we played football with them...but thats not the main point...i am going to fast forward.......blah blah blah...they intro the 3 finland girls to us...yes....that is how it started!

Well they din't my type of girls...but they looks kinda pretty....its like i ask for a regular coke...and i get big glup....yeap...thats the size...not of their boobs...but body...but...one fo them have really nice face...pleasant looking and...erm..pretty....cute and looks like sharon(my beauty ex-gf) and no no...i don't have feelings for her...My whole heart is being devoted to sharon..althought i doubt i will woo her back...cause i am in inferior goods right now...

According to economics..i am the type of goods...where when you are better off you will consume lesser of...yah...so thats me...wait till i upgrade myself to normal goods..then...we will talk about it..

Back to the story..apparently we had lots of fun...being with the 3 finnish girls...well we didn't do anything to them...and they ain't finished they are finnish...if you know what i am talking about...

Well...anyway i have totally gain control of my P_niece head...i totally have no intention of vittun(oh it means fusking in finnish) them... no no...i just really wanna be friends with them...love them as friends purely... i swear no bad motives!

But being with them make me wanna cry everytime i leave them...cause..well...its like i know they will not be in singapore for long..so its really very upsetting...aiyah...damn! fusk! vittu! Kusipää!

Erm...so far..this is the latest update of my life..and work has nothing interesting yet...maybe...i will talk about econs in my next post! ciao!