NOStalGIC feelings

Missed out on someting...i kinda had a rather nostalgic feeling when i feel school and saw cars waiting outside my school...well i stayed till pretty late in the library and in the end did not manage to learn anything new...anyway...thats not what i wanted to say

The thing is...those cars remind me of those days when i will wait outside the school in my car for my girlfriend....those days althought...can be consider a chore but its quite fun...now i envy those guys waiting for their friends of girlfriend...i wish i could be them so i can get to drive...and i don't have to study that hard...

amitabha...

The train trip

Didn't know taking train can be so fun....at first it was quite irritating due to this one guy who is standing infront of me who doesn't have the best of hair as a guy keeps swerving his head as if he is making a shampoo advertisment.

Firstly...like i said he doesn't have a very long nice dark black hair
Second his hair is not very long but long enough to almost hit my face since the train's pretty pack and he is a big fat guy.

I mean he is such a huge guy with hair that is of medium lenght and he keep doing the shampoo thing infront of me!

What kinda fat guy does this kinda thing? is he trying to attract attention from girls showing of his not so dark and not so smooth with split-end hair?

And its not like he did it only once not twice but at almost every station...seriously.....I mean if he happens to be a lady with really nice hair i would gladly allow him to do it...but he isn't!

Okie then i looked to his left and i saw a couple who apparently are tourist probably heading towards the airport. The problem is i can't figure out where they are from..why did i mention them...well because i realise the guy have a freaking huge head!

I am not kidding, you know those cap where they are 7 holes behind for adjustment...well that guy almost max out the cap...well out of the 7 holes he only used 2...and trust me if you have a cap like that you should know...its a freaking gargantua head...

Then i start to notice his small eyes and pointed nose...and i begin to suspect they are japanese...to further conclude my suspicion..i took a look at the guy's girl...well and i am deffinately sure they are form japan. no she didn't wear a kimono....but she has a really sweet face...almost looked like a porn star to me...and that immediately comfirm my curiousity. definately from japan..

And just infront of the japanese guy with a huge head, i saw a lady with huge boobs with a huge tummy. no she wasn't pregnant. becuase its not that huge...just that if you look from the side view her tummy kinda filled up the empty gap a lady with huge boobs should have. it looks as if she was flat but she isn't...

But its not all bad...she is a rather pretty lady and i am sure a fantastic pillow or bolster...however you spelled it.

I kinda admire her boyfriend...cause she looks comfortable...well i don't mean she look comfortable but she look's comfortable. i hope you get what i mean. comfortable to hug!!

Oh...its a fun trip....i even saw a pretty girl in my school library what a rare sight...well she isn't the prettiest girl...i mean if i were to show it to my pare or brather's...they will go like...well...okie lah...

But hey who am i to be picky? she should be good enough for me..i mean i ain't who i use to be...so i am no longer in the shoes to pick and choose who i think is pretty...i have to lower my standards...

Amitabha.....

The truth about those going to FUNERAL

how many times when you go to a wake...you really wanna go or you just felt compel to go because you know the dead person and not because you really want to go?

Lets face it most of the time when you visit a furneral you only go there out of the fact that you think its not nice not to go since you know the person...regardless if you know the person well or just normal friends.. YOU ARE BEING FORCE TO GO AND SEE THE PERSON FOR THE LAST TIME.

Don't feel guilty...it can be a good thing...its not that you are heartless its just that all those wake you went to are not those person you really care for...which means all those person you really care for are still living and that calls for a celebration...

well then again...it gets you thinking...how many of those people who will eventually visit your funeral actually wants to be there and not because they felt compelling to pay you your last visit.

AS for me i had already count out all my relatives because i was never close with them so its normal they only come because i am there relatives. Well hopefully my parents will not be there...because i wouldn't want them to see me die...anyway...at these point in time..i have added 1,2,3,4 to my list. excluding my sister...because i still have certain doubt about her...

if you think you are one of the 4 congrates...i shall not list out who are those 4 because there is no reason...its a secret but i think you know who you are...i guess only 2 out of 4 reads my post so it doesn't matter...

So think about it...how many people really WANT to go to your blog...

The AFFAIR

Picture this...your best friend girl for some unknown reason came to your place...and you guys were talking and all...then you were lying on your bed while she was sitting on a chair talking to you...its a friendly situation...nothing else...

But then she later claim she is tired and then laid down beside you claiming she just wants to lie down rather than sit down while having a conversation...oh i miss the part about she is a very gorgeous girl...well normally as a guy you should actually just move away...but the thing is...you were not having any immoral thoughts...its just like a friend lying beside you on the same bed while chatting so...having this clean thought in your head...you conclude that its not really necessary to move away thus you continue lying there at your original position with her beside you and the both of you were just having a normal conversation.

Ok you might think this is not right...that is because you believe that a guy and a girl can't have a normal friendship like 2 guys. Don't worry i too have that kinda thought...but this story is just fiction so read on....

Now suddenly your best friend girlfriend suddenly turn over...at first both of your were lying face up...not looking at each other cause that will be without any doubt most awkward..anyway..the point is she suddenly turn around and look at your in the most imtimate way...(i mean as a guy when a pretty girl look at you with every intention to get close to you...well as a guy you normally or most of the time would lose your head) so she was looking at you with those passionate eyes...not to mention seductive and beautiful.

Then she begin to lean forward and kiss you on the lips...( lord please tell who in the hell can withstand this turmoil) for a moment you were stun...why you ask? because she is your best buddy's girlfriend thats why....

You tried to resist but..her alluring eyes suck you in like a vacuum clean..okie not the best of anlogy but you get what i mean..then again she kiss you and this time its not just a peck...its a lasting one...passionate and full of lust...well probably love..

Hands start to run wild and and soon the both of your were rolling around the bed...imagine a queen size bed..and she begins to remove your top in a well...impatient kinda manner...well you know how couples in the heat does it..blah blah blah...and WALA both of your are in your lingeries and boxers and then bathing suits..i should probably skip the really passionate part...since i have never done it before so i don't really know what to write about it.

Then...after 1 hour or longer...she is on top of you.. while the both of you are having a conversation...well its normally the case...well unless you are the kinda guy who fall alseep immediately after some vigorous activity...

She was telling you not to say anything to your best friend and hopefully you will keep it a secret but at the same time hoping that this relaionship can go on...Now after all the action you really start to get very guilty....you feel so bad that you had betray your best friend and you suddenly do not know what to do. You decide that this curse affair shouldn't continue at all...and you are so lost that you ain't sure if you should tell this to your friend and you decided to typed this post...(okie it did not happen to me i swear)..

But then at the same time you realise you might have fall in love with your best friend's girl...now the only thought in your head at that point in time is that you shall never steal your best friend's girlfriend althought you have kinda taste it...

The girl insist that she hopes this relationship would go on, and she suggests some pretty weird stuff like the both of you can actually do it in some really adventurous places..like the void deck...okie this part totally spoils the story...

I ran out of ideas...well so far thats all i can think of...i shall go back and start dreaming...to all my friends who read this...don't worry i am not the guy in the story..i will not do something that immoral...would i?

The vicious cycle of accompanying someone and blind date

I am the replacement buddy....i think....well why would i say that....it all goes like that...first...my good friend's girlfriend is accompanying her friend to hongkong for a trip then...she insist that her boyfriend who happens to be my friend to join her as to accompany her while she accompany her friend. Then her boyfriend my friend wanted someone to accompany him while he accompany his girlfriend while his girlfriend accompany her friend. So he insist that i accompany him on the trip...given that i am such a nice person i decided to accompany him while he accompay his girlfriend and she accompany her friend.

Confusing? well yes its suppose to be that way...so i was thinking wouldn't it just solve all the problem that i just accompany my friend's girlfriend's friend. Then we can save all the money and all the complications...but life doesn't work that way...cause firstly my friend's girlfriend's friend has no idea who i am ...and probably wouldn't be entertain by my kinda dark humour so...well if only life is that simple. BUT its not.

Okie actually what i was trying to say is i hope my friend's girlfriend's friend is pretty and she will fall for me...wouldn't it be so romantic? think about it...falling in love overseas...and wow...thats like so from the movie kinda thing...damn! its too good to be true....if only life is like a movie...then..i could simple write it into a script and film into a movie!

Recently i have been practicing my lines of what i would say to my friend's girlfriend's friend hopefully it will work out and she might find me interesting...you know always practice your lines before you go to bed so you wouldn't have stage fright...and you wouldn't tend to murmur when you are finally up for action...i have been practicing hard people for the day and the right moment...practicing my lines till its all engrave into my mind and with a snap of my finger everything will run smoothly like a bug free computer software...now thats geeky...how about everything will run smoothly like a scratch free cd...

Come to think of it its like a blind date...but...no one set it up...its just coincidental...how romantic is that...damn!!! well I got to credit this romantic situtation to all my friends who keep all the pretty girls to themselves and never ever set me up on a blind date with any of their pretty friends...well thats life when you make friends with no one but a bunch of horny guys!

It also doesn't help when all your friends think you are nothing but a horny guy...thus they will so refrain from introducing any nice girls to you....well to all people who misjudge me...i am not what you think i am...so intro girls to me thanks...

Ok i think its time to practice my lines...and to really make sure i am so damn familiar with it...oh...i dream that i was friends with bryan wong and i drank coffee with him at some coffeeshop....I seriously got to capture my dreams and turn it into a story.

1st of Jan and the PR girl

Its really sad that i think i am getting old...i went clubbing yesterday and i realise i ain't able to dance throughout the night like i was able to few years ago..my back starts to ache, tummy starts to growl and ultimately i feel over exhuasted and nauseous...damn...its as if i just finish sprinting my 2.4km...now thats bad...

Althought i don't have to take ippt anymore but this is not right....i am losing stamina faster than i am losing my cum. Is this what they call old age?

Oh and i believe its really true when they say old people has bad attitude problems...cause thats what i did last night...i was pretty mean to some ladies...but still its not my fault its old age...

Anyway i met someone with absolutely fantastic PR skills...I thought she was like the semi quiet kinda girl but...wow...neither did we expect that once the light was turn on...it was a brand new world for her! gosh!! She just suddenly turn alive and into a totally different person. Everyone seems to be her friend..no wait...everyone is her friend! all the bouncers the bartenders everyone! i was like huh...is that the same girl i thought i knew? no way!

It was outrageous..no joke! I was like...wow! impressive and outrageous PR skills..she is like a walking yellowpages! till now i am deeply impress! And what suppose to be the wild and talkative girl turn out to be the not so talkative or interactive one...its weird how the lights on and off can change a girl...both looks and character. Its like her world comes alive when lights are on rather than off..

but..it was a rather sad thing because i end up behaving like a utterly desperate guy who follows the girl around after clubbing and i know i am desperate but i still don't like the feeling of being a sticker kinda guy...damn...it kinda hurt my ego...so eventually i chose to walk away...its so embarrassing..never ever believe i would allow myself to be entangle in this kinda degrading situtation!

Worst part of the day! I never like anyone but they think i like her! that kinda sucks! i mean I DO NOT LIKE HER...but it doesn't matter like i will ever see her again! but like she will ever read this blog so i can diss her all i like! she is quite fat and when i dance with her...it was erm...quite a weird feeling... kinda like hugging my pillow just that its bit harder...and oh...did i miss out on the part that she keep using her ass to rub against my prick? well its also weird that my prick was sleeping throughout the time it was being rub my the pillow...its a mixed feeling..i mean its not exactly like a pillow pressing against my big brother but it doesn't feel like an ass rubbing against myh prick...okie...i just tried pressing my pillow and guess what...it really feels as if the same as the chubby girl!!

Oh my no wonder last night i feel at home when i was dancing with her...its like me practicing dancing with my pillow...nice...comfy...and sleepy...okie enough of pillow girl..oh by the way pillow girl and PR girl are the same girl...

The new super hero PR girl..saves the world by using her super PR power and turning the evil doers into her friend and bringing them into the light...okie thats totally no funny at all....sorry...

I am afraid of heights.....